A History of My Mom's Exotic Memories

The kind Chinese teacher

That studies at the dead of night to teach her students the next morning

The old, blurry, and rusty pairs of glasses

That she always asks me to find when she loses them

The tasty treats she brings home

All disappear in a matter of minutes

The dirty polka-dotted flip flops

Always found hidden under the master bed

The angry, disgusted and scolding lady

Apperas when I let the guinea pigs onto the shiny, white couch

The secretive password changer

Gets mom confused everytime she uses the ipad

And the malodorous kitchen sink

That causes mom to tell everyone to wash the icky dishes.