日志
2021年最佳决定（中）
热度 49
买了直燃的热水器后，我们夫妻俩就开始各展所长了，良牙动手开始准备拆旧的装新的，本五抄起手机拨通了Reliance 客服。
电话接通后，对面传来了一位天竺三姐的声音，我刚一提要取消合同，对面的语音语速立马提高了三分，一副要跟本五辩论三百回合的架势，“Ma'am, I am so sad to hear that you would like to cancel the contract with us, may I ask why you would like to leave us?"
过去十八个月里，隔三差五就要跟各种天竺人打口头笔头官司的本五慈祥地一笑，“No, you may not.“
对面立马沉默下来，我在心里暗暗地数数，“十七，十八，十九…………二十七” 然后对方终于忍无可忍地开了口，“Ma'am are you still there?"
"Yes, I am. I would still like to cancel the contract."
天竺三姐调整了一下呼吸，改变策略，“I would like to make an offer, we will replace the old one for free..."
"I would still like to cancel the contract." 我开始变身复读机
“We will also waive the first two months' fee..." 三姐的语速越发地快了，说起买新的热水器有多么昂贵不值，很多联颂的音都开始弹舌，听起来特别的异域风情。
"I have the money and I would like to cancel the contract." 复读机·五毫不动摇地接着说。
三姐不屈不挠，又换了一种方式，开始说如果取消合同，上门放水并且回收旧热水器要125刀，如果客户放水，他们只负责回收只需要65刀，如果客户放水并且把热水器送回到他们指定地址的话，免费。
字里行间就是在劝我，热水器好重的，好大的，回收起来好麻烦的。
我就说出了2021年最得意的一句话，“I have two strong men and a pickup truck at my disposal, don't you worry about that. Just give me your reference number."
