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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 B Y2 s; F- o/ ?; O K& M/ y2 ISecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. , G* N0 b4 o8 U- j
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ) S" W2 R. S! Q5 @0 P8 q$ I
- x2 x& `$ ^ ?5 cIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 C" ]7 F- L! \. \# H, JSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: X8 I& z+ v) o0 p# B20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & Y+ a" K& N2 z I& V
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 7 c# g6 }% S8 R7 u1 B
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
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) R" s0 n1 _1 q1 }4 v, L/ z: aThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, x% G0 n# J. M( D- `; Y5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex , o" k0 V9 ~$ n
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend + }1 d0 y3 L! a6 M5 M, i, M2 ~
: U5 \) \( {# Z5 H- u9 uJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
% }6 @- `' N2 bSecond Date: You get more great head. 1 M( d/ J" Z Y9 [8 B" W ~* K
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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) Z6 o+ K5 `; {) M; IPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : w$ u% v9 I7 k
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
# [* P2 @5 m& \% Q9 q0 a8 kThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. , h2 O0 _7 M4 x4 N. v
@& P8 ^0 M7 L0 \, Q. { H \CHINESE WOMAN:
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8 w+ X; k0 x" @# e* ~First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% D- J: T; @9 q- x2 q1 W6 B2 kSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. & R( Q, b/ ? r/ i4 [' G
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. + W, Y( d! x" L$ m2 N2 T2 M, U) C
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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* z/ o9 a" c7 N, i5 ?7 zFirst date: Meet her parents. - H; u! L& |, f( O. e# f
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. , ?7 K% g z/ q5 A0 ~+ p7 o
Third date: Wedding night. 3 x; _* a% s# C3 U- |) o2 S. r
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BLACK WOMAN: 2 H/ ?. D8 ~9 G, F
& ]0 g; m. K$ e& r aFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 9 Y1 O# g4 _! ^2 }4 Z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
S, P' N8 B& { ~: F, x! h% l2 yThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 T" R% K3 d7 \* G
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 6 ^+ R% E' m( v* Y. l
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LATIN WOMAN . ]: M C9 Y2 t$ A4 c$ ~
$ E) i1 j' U! Z% ?/ LFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
4 h! c7 C# S+ j$ P6 j u6 f5 c/ L" ?Second Date: She is pregnant ( O/ k- N0 W) a/ ^
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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