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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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1 g- O+ K, a( gA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- L6 G ^ p# v0 _Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 7 |9 u- E$ |$ x) ~ s- T/ ~; A
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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0 a( a/ c d( S4 d& SIRISH WOMAN: * b4 b- v3 O! e* K! l
7 w' N8 s$ m" m8 n; Q) g$ LFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% R% V% H8 m, f: S0 XSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* ^! s9 [, v6 @, \) Y20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , P0 q9 G5 O& Z' L
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ITALIAN WOMAN: / i( v' Q5 w3 f1 E' h9 F: G
! `( b6 f" V6 G) AFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant % p1 U4 V. n3 L( I+ Q
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 2 q0 F: I8 q0 G: l/ Y3 t4 u
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
. Y# k @5 H0 a* [9 q5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
w3 C2 ~3 o& |* @% s6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 8 c. ~* w4 j3 M# P/ P- x/ U
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ' l3 `/ C9 l# S) t l5 e8 F S
Second Date: You get more great head.
+ e$ L" p4 u! F( j' J! SThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. + j5 ]6 E& V# t _
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POLISH WOMAN: # S& c& R+ a1 h& O( j$ `; w
# S: ~7 `6 A! }4 b" y& Z QFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
" q+ L8 ]% q3 m- g& Z' y }. QSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 9 D: d, Z. c) m, Z3 ^
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
r) N: \; G: s0 \/ @/ k" p; NSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. + O' S6 w3 X1 C4 l' P/ `6 ~
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 6 b# t# H+ y) y. c
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. ! J/ I0 C, s' X+ W( E W. c5 v, K
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
5 C, ]+ q1 }; o2 _Third date: Wedding night.
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% E- v% Z% W+ b Z) CBLACK WOMAN:
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, O- \# N. Y, p( j) pFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. & V; g- a3 O5 a: T% c
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 3 O. h0 H- v* e' a! A- p
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ) O9 X" o! Z8 T/ p$ C2 ~
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! * W3 D0 E0 V4 R% D9 j$ u) L, |
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LATIN WOMAN ' g4 |( u5 V6 J }- Q5 M) w- Q
8 |! i! |. A4 \- z/ s& dFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 7 @( e* y% ~) X
Second Date: She is pregnant
! n7 U3 X9 u5 BThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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