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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: & U/ t6 _7 Z1 E( V( Q e9 w: r* K
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- t* ?6 [3 K$ TSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
9 [7 W, h7 w0 K, I7 M4 K9 UThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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- m+ V; N$ @# U" D8 u2 l3 M& OIRISH WOMAN: , G" p$ [* ?: c+ H5 Y# B' T4 v
+ d& o2 m( g2 o& l2 RFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 Q4 e' S" l3 {( W! aSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 t7 X- ^) L% g- e' P0 j
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. v! D) h$ |1 Y7 ^( F
- B) o6 Z' u) v$ b! E8 jITALIAN WOMAN:
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7 u- ~1 t$ j% x8 ^, t' r) gFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
/ I6 `" [6 c: @5 Y6 l3 Q% cSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
0 ?! A# o2 P' qThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
7 q$ \6 n' ~- c: l5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 2 O/ R5 ~7 u: ]
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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: Z2 H8 c& ~5 L& o7 f3 W2 l& P5 GJEWISH WOMAN: ) V$ k6 u4 B) D: P
) a" |) B$ [5 Z8 D" z9 E8 V; E: BFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
8 X2 l' \2 n% \! H$ GSecond Date: You get more great head.
" O* z1 N& T1 v/ s) BThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 1 f5 a. D5 S: H) ?% C1 g
8 t9 g/ L: M m& Q3 Y8 c( G5 ]POLISH WOMAN: + c% [& G5 |9 P" N; f/ @
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
0 x% E$ s0 h, o$ oSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
" m: j9 B6 k- n: ]3 s' D0 Y1 ]& t; u4 jThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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% ~% A, T" n& N, l% g4 i) I, |4 NCHINESE WOMAN: % @% x9 }/ u5 |% q" w- t
6 N* ^! m) ` C% {( iFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
2 L/ E0 z- E1 E* X, K i" U5 g9 k# D8 ~Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
$ p8 I4 f2 |4 pThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. * _, z$ ~9 [# @$ }/ N& `
4 z ^% c' @8 s" A5 D& r" ^: N5 rINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. , F+ D6 K) }3 b
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. s) l+ A. w; j6 v
Third date: Wedding night. : N( h9 @9 g. I/ M% P* N1 _1 r
8 ~# h2 ?5 I/ F0 |BLACK WOMAN:
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) P: L& V" \2 f" k6 ] b3 p- k1 yFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % k) z# }2 W) p
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 2 z- V B$ C- M$ K2 L/ j. ^$ y
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 K7 A* V# D6 hTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 3 a- g) Y, B+ q( f2 `* N. O& }- v
& ~5 ?8 {1 I$ I5 q' qLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 g4 F* P5 B& I
Second Date: She is pregnant - `' z; y8 G# | Y6 r
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. # w5 ?* ?: j2 h$ R+ a
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