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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 0 E# Q" T5 N4 F! m% k# T$ [& n
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 n ?0 x; H9 L1 P5 B2 m- y4 K! iSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; n# e; h* c' I0 X% q! o8 j
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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6 M. k5 L( |6 rFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " Y1 X% c+ m9 J& D: X, B* O1 I
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 U. G8 b" O' ~! Q$ H) v0 `20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 0 |8 d" c- Z/ n/ h
; d5 x& T2 U& T9 S$ d7 |: R9 xFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& ]! A2 }! k; S% V; Z; pSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs # _5 S; w4 C* R; e. J
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
. U6 b3 Z6 Z! V0 w9 @; _5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex . h8 y0 \5 a% S( \! P! L" ~& W
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ; l( z+ q0 f9 Y5 q5 t0 S* P( h
' ~3 r& v9 G$ M2 Q2 L3 C( sJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 6 P5 e7 b* G H! G4 x P
Second Date: You get more great head. 7 s* w$ o5 w; r& P5 e
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 7 A( L/ j) v4 k6 e( F5 q
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POLISH WOMAN: 0 F: [% _- u, b) s
# ^" e; m) S' R J' ?$ C3 EFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. , e) A; l1 m0 ^' `* K# O
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
; X+ Y% c' u& jThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 4 l/ [2 n0 b$ w
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CHINESE WOMAN: / E# z. K4 V d( T6 Q5 k# o
; M* h9 @8 S% d5 ~First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
. X+ P0 a8 W2 M, `+ B5 ySecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- |! ]( B9 g7 S- x% `: D( }Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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9 E2 S6 n( K5 |INDIAN WOMAN: ; G/ b ~+ c' l
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First date: Meet her parents.
6 s, c! i% i. y! W& T- p) aSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. & [3 Q7 k! l+ t1 C" O2 w
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: / x0 M4 d7 c( E* o! W
1 p$ f8 j5 D* Q$ N4 j, o/ mFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. # h1 [' S) f8 B4 K B* M* R
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 1 ]% o, r8 u1 M& t; Z+ }
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, f& x' W: D }Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 0 }' e! @" z$ a$ {7 L( J' J( e
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LATIN WOMAN $ h2 O1 B0 @3 U6 I. {5 _8 a
7 T9 f+ c* B8 I% V3 aFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
7 f- L7 C* G% f! H6 J% t' jSecond Date: She is pregnant
$ v- ~" ^+ {3 W8 m8 VThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. " I8 \ _% O) j6 {
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