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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
- L" T) {( r* I J! W \Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: w! ` s9 u% Q
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 5 |' D* ^* ]; Q- o2 \3 Y
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
! l9 S" B' k0 V# SThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 1 T: y d) X5 C* j4 y
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IRISH WOMAN: * k5 y; W- c* w0 `8 x# F
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ s0 {& Y2 s2 q* w$ U! L7 VSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) m1 D$ y; m6 y1 e H4 R
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 N. c: N. `9 f$ W Y
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ITALIAN WOMAN: * w" [. ^7 G3 L q7 n
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
- k+ [/ v1 j4 O |. ASecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs , d1 A; g$ S2 w& o _6 g
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
% |8 H0 n' b" D/ A5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
$ } w8 D6 x* m& _2 P, [! |6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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; y6 t, @8 _( B. H5 vJEWISH WOMAN:
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! |; K9 q: H4 k0 A- T1 {First Date: You get dynamite head.
9 c: o$ k5 w5 [7 {( CSecond Date: You get more great head.
8 ^2 I$ i# ^- W* q- u) L' ~Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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. _# I+ f% {& UPOLISH WOMAN:
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. b5 P/ V u5 _$ }. O1 BFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 9 g7 v+ E7 Q! K C- G; ?2 a
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. " ? k. B/ w: n% T- Z
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. - M- x' K6 D* W: F J' ^) x
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CHINESE WOMAN: % H. e K6 c9 [8 A
2 J9 D1 T2 H: U0 n5 IFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
9 _/ o! ^# L2 Y4 tSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
, p7 \1 T" J( `$ j' ?2 E" vThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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* P3 }3 {" K: G" AFirst date: Meet her parents.
4 Z( w. ^) |7 m- I, ISecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
: T. e2 }0 r/ G- V. h& _# \! xThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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) b4 b) }# @. H) r; bFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
+ ^! J5 {+ y" w) `2 JSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
; T+ ~' ~" T3 v" @0 o: p& CThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
; w4 a' ^% x" ]Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ! Y; A8 h4 E8 H- N: @7 N0 y& m/ [
, j$ r5 c) M5 _9 s4 aLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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) W7 C) ^/ e) w8 v. R" ^. YThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. : ]: |3 h+ b, I. J: W$ y k& q7 F
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