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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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9 i6 H6 A7 n5 `8 o- RFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. - y/ H4 A+ N5 J( Z. i
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. $ B) n8 Y- A- l
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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; P. c/ [+ Y m- A. [& z" Z+ k+ xIRISH WOMAN: ( f# \1 N3 ^. m0 |. R8 \
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # z! S( q6 N: C5 Z8 n. W& _
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 A: L7 ?4 U" |4 c$ i* V20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' c& z/ I) s" d9 x$ M4 z p2 uITALIAN WOMAN: 6 G' s, Y2 Y# t, g
- B/ b% `8 c3 u6 v& T0 CFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 4 K2 k2 d) I9 J" |5 O& l, a. L% B6 o
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs * t" u0 g+ N4 L9 y. k
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
]/ [, Z, ]$ f$ w3 u) i5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex & \- T* O- @# m3 {: {% d
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 P( L- \1 H+ }
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
; V- o, A/ M: ]1 Q+ C$ VSecond Date: You get more great head. # j; M# O; L( z; ?& ?* Q- x! j
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. . u6 R- w7 N0 g# H, ]! Y+ A' @
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 1 G! _1 L+ `* k7 X
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. T8 X- C, a( Q6 D# V# V$ I/ c" r2 H
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 4 x5 _6 ~( w; S+ W# h* H- s. P
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. : T) S* \5 |2 {( A3 j
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
. f% m4 V5 E# Z! z) |7 tThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. . G' o; U( u3 G# V* c
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INDIAN WOMAN: . ?+ y) G( q" z
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First date: Meet her parents. F" P+ Q4 B* F' ]( A+ [
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. : l! f" Z, ?' h
Third date: Wedding night. & t. [+ \4 s" [% {3 G4 ], s
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BLACK WOMAN: % M! l5 |: o' i8 v& s3 w! A
1 O2 Z! G% L9 R& N: ^* x) N' V& wFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 7 k! d% ]; g9 ~' W- k8 t, x: r
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 0 z' `4 t A- N8 `. Q
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. " }+ h" F* A7 {6 A" L+ M
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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" I) L( R( U/ {& c3 XLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car * v7 V% N2 R3 O A: a
Second Date: She is pregnant
" P& o1 c u4 Y0 _: B' y, LThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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