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Women Of The World5 ^/ l5 I7 `. l8 W0 Z
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 u6 R1 e% w' F: G6 t4 u7 kSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
1 x K# i% U! [+ K# [Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. / ?# t* i8 w% i3 u
- `7 P$ Y8 g7 K8 X+ jIRISH WOMAN:
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0 c' u, ]' n' t. t. t/ i5 vFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + \1 z9 T( g3 S5 g
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! p4 q+ b7 A3 ?% R' E20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - v$ x+ \. C& J$ ^7 `1 L1 H& o
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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& |* ~- s! Q0 d% Y1 @) K, ? w# CFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant " \3 r8 Q8 ^6 a4 v$ S
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
+ b- C! c4 ~ s" N- @9 `: VThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, ]6 u) T+ V1 w) U# ^; W. q* Q5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; ?( q9 l' E/ Q" }/ K1 ~6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 1 }' q9 m+ z: O1 b& o& R
! B5 E7 n' t5 BJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
7 i* M% o Z: D1 ]8 R: F/ XSecond Date: You get more great head. ; }) D$ d2 a3 H1 j1 Y( X9 N
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. : p$ B1 W4 b( Y8 m0 @( s
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
% U$ g+ f% R+ C; YSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
3 ~6 I8 ?, y4 `; B$ ?6 WThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. # @& d1 x0 d( M
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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9 ]' ]9 [5 H' M; o( Y, ^& ?First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. & |) Z, n) |/ y3 R" C( |" i: \
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
) l9 T& g) ^& @" y4 \4 _Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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First date: Meet her parents. ~) Y4 B+ s6 f; `
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 3 @0 a1 z- G, D( Q7 ^# n
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 6 D; m6 p4 _0 x8 i% {
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
) u# L' n8 M) E) @0 bSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : c$ y; u6 |: i f0 y" l
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ x$ R3 m h# W; A6 s' \, ETenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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# @2 ~& W# w' xLATIN WOMAN 6 B Y% S$ @6 g1 ^
* d2 J( i" Z6 L$ Z# ?" T; m WFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ! ^! E0 d& Y0 e1 Z; b9 f3 d* [
Second Date: She is pregnant " l2 o. m* e( I
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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