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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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+ t7 [4 S; F/ _/ `! P- dFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. / o9 H s; n: _$ `9 Q
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
5 @) z& q& y5 l0 @: G, ?5 ]Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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# X% c" U' v5 u. t: D8 H2 @IRISH WOMAN: 5 k" Y8 s* e+ G5 U) I/ l; `
; W8 g' G9 z) o; LFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 |2 I$ m5 @; J. a$ d# |' I
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ n+ I! U% Y- I/ }) T7 `20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 u6 B7 |( T' K! }& `
" y$ o0 Q7 a' K6 V& H! q1 \8 Q3 H* YITALIAN WOMAN: K' M2 j/ J4 [2 c0 J& H- G
0 z# z3 i7 q5 X# ~8 YFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 i( x2 }4 Q( G. u. i" ], a* B: KSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
! o4 }9 M% z( rThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
9 q& Z# J2 F, {5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex . l" a2 q$ \6 i) z
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend , Z; [- Z* N2 V: L8 r1 }
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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$ c" z- G Y) K, m6 y5 @First Date: You get dynamite head.
* R+ {2 O3 y/ u( TSecond Date: You get more great head. % y: p% R6 L& t9 M
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * y) X& L3 H/ ^3 z. @+ f
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POLISH WOMAN: ) A J/ p. b3 w5 c
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. + G% f$ E( t8 G" o
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 n& }/ U" t8 |6 b* U
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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4 B$ c: L9 M: o; _CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. # } e+ R9 E" o6 z/ ?, M
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- U+ L) B, ^! D0 D5 j( s8 G/ FThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 2 d1 W0 g/ u% G* J1 A+ W5 t
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INDIAN WOMAN: 7 e4 V& C3 ^& T( d
* P( G7 O" M4 ^9 v( T% x- Y& \First date: Meet her parents.
# O Y( n! N: } L e0 \( q! G# w+ MSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
% P& T& \1 o! a5 Z3 d% ?( GThird date: Wedding night. $ k0 H$ \# v/ K0 T# x7 a
( }: N H4 A% ?8 f- `+ u5 |BLACK WOMAN:
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6 A5 ]! E9 w7 m9 D$ r: UFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 1 u: K: l3 g, }% L
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : v8 n8 R! d3 T- ]
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. % X9 I. i2 m5 d( X" e9 t; z
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ! Q1 A S2 w4 L7 |$ N
Second Date: She is pregnant
" E$ q' f$ f" |; x3 i: AThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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