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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ' P( }8 \$ m9 z' s- A
% n E" J' z* j, V- G2 ~First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) } H* t- ]. w+ c4 SSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 0 L) b; u9 P1 g3 f' A! P0 Z
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: & b! T2 e) L% G# N& V
1 _! G' b7 r! j6 z* y( [First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 N5 G- D4 |/ E: N* E# ySecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 K9 T8 B8 Q$ B: K
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & T$ e, x7 E2 H9 Q
/ G0 d7 h: m, ^; h2 y6 xITALIAN WOMAN:
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3 u3 T9 W- o# }First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant : b1 ~- R6 G3 u0 n
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
' P9 J4 Z9 Y+ {. E0 n$ IThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 7 d* }8 J; B* a
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
5 K1 ~' V! X- N8 i, G% I! T6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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" R7 s6 P8 _7 m T/ q6 ?" j2 WJEWISH WOMAN: % j" D P& m4 g0 V
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 0 |/ E) o& Z3 J2 g6 U
Second Date: You get more great head. + L, Q4 ^! r @+ K
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
3 x3 I) c: S5 ^0 ?8 @Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
* ^$ U+ ~6 m/ J# ?Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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; t$ ~8 c+ X( o" {First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
7 F3 d$ a5 S8 I, eSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 9 D; o$ |- [. y" z* Q, z
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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( m1 b0 U' b/ K6 I2 nINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 5 `/ A- U/ ^$ I& T2 U+ K- z' O
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. % t3 L A2 c* \ a
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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6 P* G4 g" b% `) }" G( T/ gFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) R6 J. D( r% x. b) @
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
* ]/ i$ _6 ]: R5 \. hThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
T3 p' E0 J9 ]4 _6 n9 UTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 5 \; { e! j3 {" u2 C! ~ Q
7 `% Z; Z* h* _7 |1 D$ p5 QLATIN WOMAN
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, q; a/ V& Q* X" r8 n" ]First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
4 U( @( P% N/ O8 I6 b' p$ F9 SSecond Date: She is pregnant
4 s: U& c3 {' q9 p) @3 wThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ) D% u% f, {4 m4 n" V
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