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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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5 s4 L, P, e9 t" f6 tFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 7 { K# ]1 _; w: \" f' L* s7 s
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. % e, L. ^3 \! T/ t6 J& n
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 8 k( J# Z( J& V. e) Q
/ j4 `' C: \# T6 kIRISH WOMAN: - n4 O3 N" K W9 ^/ W% X6 U
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 y# G9 ]/ A+ _# m! i8 OSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- P" `" z! O5 p7 f20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 ~- E1 U& q. S6 N7 u! j' p% G
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 5 V6 R& ]( _( j F( n1 `4 y) r
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant + s+ r8 t \9 o. B9 |
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
) S+ ]' Y8 `: b- s/ [! G( S5 G" c- DThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
: O+ e0 X0 ~+ K; c; x5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex " U0 o: ?! P4 j8 H
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 3 ~4 L* O0 r, X( [
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
4 s" A# t9 t: G$ |7 F* MSecond Date: You get more great head. : d$ n) }; D, g" G3 Y2 n
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. & \2 d$ \& K9 l, X, ^4 @8 Y E2 k
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POLISH WOMAN:
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7 i1 x, Y) U" r8 @3 w+ SFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
, z4 K0 K( _8 n3 L. F2 ZSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 4 A2 S! n3 _$ _& K
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: $ E) G! G3 Y& [4 R: z) b1 I
1 \# ^# K; D3 v% m& ~& d! dFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 6 n* ^( i' U+ x3 ^7 ?* ?1 Y9 T
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. + Z/ ]/ n& ]( g0 S& |; t, R
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 2 C8 O5 F3 L0 r: ]9 s
6 h6 Z4 @6 {$ x$ V6 [$ FINDIAN WOMAN: 5 V. H5 z l8 ?! v: ?. W7 Y
2 \" [% j9 F$ l: N7 A. z" ^First date: Meet her parents.
% p6 C' E" w, `7 SSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 t1 C: `& A9 K* R2 n; N3 iSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
6 w9 D! I; V" b( r: v8 GThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
, ]% D; a8 R4 ^4 B6 A6 NTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! . z& u% `2 n, a7 N+ X
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car & x" |2 v9 x3 P* @+ H
Second Date: She is pregnant
* h, O/ ]. z, d. \. B: fThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. # D# E6 w' P# o2 g7 K* [
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