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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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9 G: }# V8 v v$ |* vFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- c9 [' B1 I- _% USecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
& O1 h) s9 l2 F) d3 ]Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + o* W5 Z3 X, f" q# l- F
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IRISH WOMAN: 6 Q. ]: [0 P x2 A' k9 S
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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8 P$ h, K5 ]- ]0 D6 c0 A. l20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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9 H: Q, ], U; D0 gFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 3 n. @% O6 x2 A- J/ l
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
6 A' }+ W2 ?0 t0 EThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
. M. S" w& m1 V( m, r5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
( N# n$ P: @5 d9 z6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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; k4 w+ k$ h4 p" F% zJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
& j" J6 O' o WSecond Date: You get more great head.
6 @3 F: C8 x) e- T% `( rThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * f3 J) Z. r/ ~/ S, J/ D
& X4 u7 N& k) aPOLISH WOMAN: c" x, i1 r" w$ k" l
# V; f; J+ E; B/ c1 D) Z, R- I/ UFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
$ K7 u0 ^) N! j+ TSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- v9 n7 P" y5 d& MThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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; T( Y9 C- y) [, @6 VFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
& ~& i' c0 j1 A/ P. v2 `4 y% n$ LSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. : P+ K" T( p) r2 S: N0 Y
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. $ K+ C1 D* B/ `, t# |
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$ }' m3 r7 d: r ~# N& s: jFirst date: Meet her parents. + w$ ?0 h7 d+ J) W! L
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 3 r7 R" `2 k# K! x4 r. W% M
Third date: Wedding night. . ?) C" |7 Z e7 x
# K& @. e# C* F/ P) P* ABLACK WOMAN:
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3 H: x4 w% I% }# VFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. k, b9 [5 S- o3 x
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
' n# b( E, l2 Y, N* }. MThird Date: You get to pay her rent. + w3 A& k& d2 }8 X, Z% ?, J
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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9 Q; i2 U; ]% G2 P4 r( ZLATIN WOMAN 2 `4 }7 L2 A/ V' c" ?) p
8 l4 H6 Y0 B- o# o5 m3 U, e! @First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
. p5 n$ g( l5 h& B3 pSecond Date: She is pregnant 0 ]- ^, e- a! P0 I }9 x& F
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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