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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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9 j1 O* e# f$ _* k0 K: @3 B) ?0 A( u: }$ HFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 M5 z$ }& D7 e7 y* c" zSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. + l, ?- z% E8 \* o' R, O
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 2 F! D3 L. ?# c8 L
; |, t* n) j. }% }! _4 n; gIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! r8 J- B) r5 ^" G1 x6 e
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
{: K2 V x; ~1 E( B6 [; v20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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[5 S% W& D7 G9 P) c# Q6 t5 IITALIAN WOMAN: ; n4 z# |2 Z; _$ n6 R* K
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant : ^: F: e* d( ~ R
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
1 z& D+ e1 w5 A; t. {Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( ^" R9 ?* S) K. V
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
7 o; ]5 ~( P) Z& g' `8 `) [6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: $ `$ `* ~9 k1 ^
% b+ X) J% r( E) Z( z7 K8 C9 jFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
3 ^7 c4 o7 m$ w ?Second Date: You get more great head.
. [& @4 S( W; ]0 y" }8 iThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. - n+ P$ k. y( z$ c
" G& g2 u' V. R& V1 p' ]9 qPOLISH WOMAN: p2 w6 r# W% H) B" R
" i# u, p6 ^+ _" IFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
% t& v! S0 O6 g" O' aSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. & ~/ ^+ A1 ] e0 V
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: , s1 L+ W3 m% ]! i- Q
- N, B/ V) J/ Y0 A* S0 uFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
0 y r0 L) i0 K" o1 rSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
( Z: v# H" b* D2 F5 F7 p& a( z/ CThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. # u5 R- K8 @$ g
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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Third date: Wedding night. 7 U( \4 {8 }, M4 _+ a
2 \6 h7 x& R+ [1 T1 }- y/ o+ VBLACK WOMAN:
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$ x' x& R/ |* j2 k- l2 p+ t; cFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 i9 M( `2 j/ v3 {4 ~% JSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
& S ~+ ]% m5 p' d% EThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
# o3 T! f; o/ L) z" Q. \ y qTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN ) @+ D1 \ `/ ^* n
9 K8 S Q/ B7 v% \, YFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
8 x) I7 ?& |! r1 [# \Second Date: She is pregnant / ]: j% Z4 \/ w
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. : Y: `6 l' W! F8 A+ c- L1 N& ?' u
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