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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * |, c5 h( k1 I( v0 N' x7 j K
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
! i- z5 e3 R! w6 d G5 ASecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 9 r/ O" }0 h) i
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. , b, [3 K; g5 f
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IRISH WOMAN: & B* u' d; N8 U/ c5 E0 P
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; u6 @5 X6 @3 ~( I. ASecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 h9 n5 _7 M: C* z20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. e0 r4 t P6 r) b# B$ A
2 L; Y; C+ o+ t" H/ I$ [0 l7 QITALIAN WOMAN: 0 i3 A4 [2 J/ w7 X
( I1 a$ }% a% C/ `7 w" B2 aFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
4 a1 @6 z4 @, p( n& ^6 zSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 2 U7 g: e% t; E: n6 A
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring : q% q: i2 o t1 t5 c0 h) ~
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
[: J2 w: j" @0 S7 F2 V6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend # J1 \* O' W. v" F: c: t
* p2 F. g- |( S6 w. I$ @0 jJEWISH WOMAN:
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3 z' Y! j1 @, a) J8 |First Date: You get dynamite head.
% g2 ~/ i( t& @! k6 p7 iSecond Date: You get more great head. 2 ~6 ^: O+ v. Q9 H% |
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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* Y* a, z9 m3 M7 P" T' OPOLISH WOMAN:
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7 ]/ s, T$ t+ p$ j9 F; GFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 3 b) B R/ A" M1 P
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
$ f% F0 U- [( i, [( aThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: & B4 b g0 s$ t( n% m* r4 R
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. / g) ]/ w0 \9 i/ z" v
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 0 ^# A+ s; D7 H0 E" ?7 p
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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9 ] C8 K( P% \ T0 AFirst date: Meet her parents. ! z# d6 L9 V9 \8 F9 F
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. . D$ a: f) b! h0 ^1 @
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
2 l7 N& y: j) A& A. ~Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
! [7 j; S |/ ~9 @9 b! w% WThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
* D, r! @8 ^3 d4 G# B4 J4 E9 O. t0 A) S, UTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + b: h& T+ l# L( S" X% o
) d3 S. @* [3 sLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 8 G2 \* A2 M* o
Second Date: She is pregnant
# C: N5 _! k D$ ^1 H; @Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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