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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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$ g' B' [! e' A- gA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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( [8 C* w0 y8 AFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. & \5 {$ w- a0 X# h4 o2 ?* C. B
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
9 F0 c5 L Q0 A& C w# k k DThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ; a1 m: `) n$ U0 U. E" Z! c' t/ ?5 b
5 C+ L; v6 g; W' ^. JIRISH WOMAN:
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* i& x) e5 L% g. I& T& ZFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " T0 m* ?! f" e4 @6 N
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ A! v5 ?( ~+ a& B
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # g2 m" @) w9 I) w7 v
- b. ?" T8 M7 }: ~ITALIAN WOMAN:
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) i8 a: ]0 c$ |# w _: lFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
! ]& i4 h1 b2 O" a5 {& w) Y l1 v- zSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ) Z: o% C, {5 K& P) N& `& {
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 6 L: q' a* t! q; c- G7 m* b$ Y
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
4 Z( `: ~: q4 N& e6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ) {4 A% z7 f; d# J6 i1 ^& S( j
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First Date: You get dynamite head. * A! u/ {. \% @$ t5 ~/ ~
Second Date: You get more great head.
& i: d6 a l, z: xThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: ( s) T: e. J+ Z, x5 R( m1 G
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
7 z7 d& j1 s0 J- \' w, pSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
& d9 L# u" `5 W0 B2 y# Y( {Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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+ R x6 u( Z! H. B' RCHINESE WOMAN: / v" P) ], T7 g* C$ Z
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
# F( u5 O0 {) pSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. $ x% U: ^( `# z) n# }
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. - O. y5 @7 m8 y- _; K% N* o
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INDIAN WOMAN: : h/ b! f- Z% ~, L4 F# `/ C
2 M: m4 C; S! S* ~ r# EFirst date: Meet her parents. % I* d4 o/ C+ R* z* [( }, `. j- b
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. $ w9 C( X/ L7 j& `% }+ e
Third date: Wedding night. ( Q# ~( l' M1 p* R/ [
( `: G4 k/ B' ~' P5 C# ABLACK WOMAN: 5 l7 q+ @ |" v5 j# P
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 f \2 L2 k0 b: ]0 r) ySecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
: ^( _/ s/ A6 p& c: o6 WThird Date: You get to pay her rent. * D2 x" Y1 N1 M' x9 S
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ) ^" F' \8 K0 z# H8 x
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LATIN WOMAN ; }$ s1 A) S( | ~
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 7 ]+ ~6 d; u; C$ g8 `7 u9 M; R: ~
Second Date: She is pregnant
7 k; m: i. f/ HThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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