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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ( @+ L& L: G% I; \
q, b+ ?2 j$ B: m1 \5 aFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ B6 x- a h( d; b$ [2 `# f5 F/ `Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. # m0 P# F' }% a0 }4 o+ \
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: H7 Y& Y& K* a+ D+ u+ E. VSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 5 _* Q8 X( z) P3 W* {
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( U% U% D/ M7 u. J& x8 V0 @$ a. q
* v! C+ x% u" UITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
/ t# \1 J- F6 M/ b& D' W7 ~Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
0 I1 W! T4 C3 U6 }) wThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
1 G7 f5 g. C5 u( _9 \5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex + k! N$ X- U8 E$ i2 E; W4 o
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 f9 j( L# l* Z1 L |
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
" J2 k8 g7 j0 {; M3 @Second Date: You get more great head. ( Q/ Q- K, Z. U' ?. S
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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: E% x3 N. o+ d! y) ZPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
, u) ]( w' G4 z6 ESecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
1 S9 b9 z- v5 l6 CThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ! r! Z! h5 T8 A
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
1 G8 _2 @0 R2 ^& _+ I5 }# C/ PThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 6 ~# _0 V: i; `+ T K
`' d4 N5 C4 N* |. W2 n7 M& j2 vINDIAN WOMAN:
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! T$ m1 S5 `" fFirst date: Meet her parents. & [7 f9 \0 @8 ]$ X1 y; J" d) {. j
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN: - f4 e7 W2 R% o! B: H% q& S& U
' W0 U/ G1 x3 K, p! }First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 |1 s3 B$ s0 O+ i' g; V* a7 o" v8 j
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. / H' f& j( Q, e* i5 Q
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 5 [) \9 h9 m- d
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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' h1 e( e/ R5 \1 I5 @First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car / `" ]7 p, @2 R
Second Date: She is pregnant 8 `& w- o- E; u+ F8 e! A
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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