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6 l7 ~* p2 D4 q, h& BA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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5 R+ d& K$ x# q w4 u+ WFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 m* F- B: M( @: Z6 D5 @7 cSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ) K" x& V6 |4 a$ X6 q
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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% z7 M0 x/ m) ^IRISH WOMAN: $ f0 t+ d6 b. d
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 K- Y) @' y8 ~; a! B5 M2 c
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " R+ W9 ^ x i! v; x
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 C" j. S3 F- D! V5 J6 G$ R
@2 B- r/ ^% t/ s/ M iITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
7 p+ h/ Y5 ~! ]3 X2 [8 F- |Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & f( j: l( u5 b# q
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring G' {/ c( s U2 @
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
3 Z( l6 \- w6 ]$ s3 W3 h6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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/ j q( g# W# _- AJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
2 t+ }8 w2 Y8 }& T7 ZSecond Date: You get more great head.
. j6 f, t) M6 s' O% eThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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4 y5 h. d! A5 K' j1 PFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. & m" M S1 ~% D
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 9 ?0 _* @' _, N3 w0 J2 ~7 [
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 4 C" m0 G1 N6 f0 @' L+ v
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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. T2 q" d& i% c& D8 {% IFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
7 O9 s0 M, m: p* J5 P0 ISecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ; {/ b: l3 {+ u9 X. @( ?0 M
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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2 ^" f# ~; T* `+ F6 E+ L% i6 Q- yINDIAN WOMAN: + e0 l5 f/ p$ M y
4 }3 S# J" U5 x& Z/ m ^9 tFirst date: Meet her parents. % |1 U) n3 ~3 j7 n1 M0 W) l
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 9 f+ B9 Q* I- @+ @2 O9 @
Third date: Wedding night.
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( t1 t2 {) `, U2 O8 wBLACK WOMAN:
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! U' U7 g; o5 j+ V% W2 {- ]First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 8 y0 z+ d! n3 Z4 F; v6 ~/ ]
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. $ u1 |' O F9 \' V/ z: k
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
' x; b0 ]/ \. u" L$ N4 P& ATenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 4 C( |3 z7 ^( f0 o R+ ]$ d; n
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
$ } B& i3 r: N8 ^Second Date: She is pregnant
* Z. y i- W2 @- H/ c% ?8 LThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ( B5 z9 }4 T* H
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