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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 8 w2 ?0 C! N' R% N+ i3 Y' C0 Q6 i/ Z' ^
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 X6 u; U7 M6 U: J) i5 SSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 2 O6 g$ p: p) X7 B- |3 i' I2 J C$ x
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. : Z( [, j1 j* @0 n
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' I) S( F. _4 h0 O6 R& JFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % Y- w' h) V+ r2 Q
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 2 Q$ Q3 B, T1 t$ z" R- m) D: {
# ~' f5 ?5 u; [' x$ Q. e. hFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ; K8 U' Q, [8 T
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 5 c' n6 R' y) c7 t g# A
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring . h1 V* S6 Y% s6 d
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6 ^. g" {! [' t7 J/ \! x" j6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend " b( D0 N5 M/ l+ ?6 a- a
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JEWISH WOMAN: % }% c0 Z- x# J% a5 q5 y
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
( k0 Z! b, R7 {/ dSecond Date: You get more great head.
: d; }' e/ `/ |6 R7 v9 OThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 6 e9 R f: `5 w! W: q
( L7 \" A4 g7 |' [+ O: O, yPOLISH WOMAN: ) a8 e Z0 r& m& s: u
* k0 V- |+ r( N. h/ ? P, ]' NFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ' P- Z7 q {# X
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. x S2 f, B4 w z( y
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 3 e$ T* S- r& f
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
$ h% O1 d& z* ~, i" u& uSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
3 f1 `* @+ P! r* \3 KThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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# F5 |; i/ R) P; eFirst date: Meet her parents.
$ h4 `8 g$ b _4 \9 Q& k# w% nSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
( V4 f/ j4 d# Y' A8 M' vThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 8 M1 Q' j2 J7 ]& Z. `: Y" } x* a) k
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. " A8 R* ~( D+ h0 V; p S) n; U
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 1 E. ]& X1 |$ g9 \6 }4 |
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 3 ?* r" j7 o9 F- l
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
& D6 H* ], X$ L4 A0 C& B8 I4 _Second Date: She is pregnant
2 M5 g# W, o7 G7 I0 MThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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