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Women Of The World G1 n* z' |0 |" I! u
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: : v/ q8 e4 b* Q+ E; D# h
; w& j/ N% j# ]/ NFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 5 r0 m6 o* w) j$ k$ I
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
+ U. u4 s! H$ o: {- I: m/ I* F6 BThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 }; b, B2 b0 O8 mSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' K9 e8 M J$ g5 D' X
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * p! Y3 L% j0 C, G
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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+ @' `2 e- d# D W- v# ]% oFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * b& V/ _$ A, j
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
5 b: G+ i) i$ o& [Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
/ G5 Q# t4 M% d0 U5 f5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
: o& T3 B a, T; D8 [6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: # H9 @; E9 R. i, @
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First Date: You get dynamite head. " ^1 w. n0 l( p. U b
Second Date: You get more great head.
& L) `/ l3 k( ?5 v/ wThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. `, K I& o8 R' _4 V K, z t
( x6 m# P7 p V* PPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
4 g3 \/ }6 c+ q( j8 jSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. : P, X& b( j ?7 `/ a4 P
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 0 J+ l* g/ y1 y1 q& t. [0 U
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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! M$ i- |1 M3 hFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
" `7 V, O3 p; k. M! kSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
$ W/ E8 A+ ]/ w* N, _/ fThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. " {& s$ h$ }0 J8 S. L
; g# E# }% u+ T- j) vINDIAN WOMAN: / C" T* Z0 m0 X$ b4 o1 [
0 H) ]6 G* k# e6 Q Y; d fFirst date: Meet her parents.
% P( G. _4 D, W8 RSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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# B. @! L: I" ~9 ZBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
" p- w k% n' L9 Z# {Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
! k% p3 o1 S0 a) X0 }: MThird Date: You get to pay her rent. : t& ^ C7 _7 c/ }0 x5 O/ c# \
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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- ?: G a: C: i5 U& _' }LATIN WOMAN - j" h# G0 k3 I/ x: t, V
G! J- f, D' u, ?; OFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car # O' i$ m; E0 L3 h
Second Date: She is pregnant " v9 R- f# V$ [% E
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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