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Women Of The World4 l2 G: I, p7 |3 I
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: " P- V5 P" l, b1 B
3 l- B0 r/ f9 J2 L( c2 pFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 0 ]2 \" Q6 Q) D/ |% D
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
( [. E, @% K, i3 n( B* @, S& ^& HThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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0 j8 D: C7 ^+ T2 i* K( p6 u1 CIRISH WOMAN: & R- E3 X5 c3 e& c- G
" _2 C4 G- Q: Y- sFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ `' Z- G# m7 @/ C9 k" @/ MSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 ?* A# M7 t( D$ O20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; {) r+ h N0 q2 z4 E" o
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ITALIAN WOMAN: / k- c4 D7 @# {! ^4 r2 |( ^" A
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ) Y' Q+ c$ Q4 N- w. M9 E1 h# ?
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 0 R& S- `8 }: E, C
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ Y# Z( d3 A% O1 K
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ }$ `. U) i3 H- L1 M1 f! {7 n6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend , J. n/ i( Z Z5 b$ L
( B2 B$ ~4 g$ B7 SJEWISH WOMAN: ! X# E! J: {. }) x: ?- [' i9 o
* {4 H* b( g" wFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ! s3 s' s# C( @) F( ]" C' S
Second Date: You get more great head.
4 G' i, J, ]$ D, D0 A$ cThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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3 N e* p6 b9 s* u, tFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. + i: r. S( Q, V, g! I- N" V, ]
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. , s U6 L& M( C4 n3 s
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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6 L, ]. x( V5 M$ a8 E- GCHINESE WOMAN: - h7 v) j! E" V/ R9 G) U0 f; d
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. * d4 V! v" f& |, G5 C% l
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
; c# S; W) W' CThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: " p: d( [6 V) v! Y, _
/ ]- l9 w- `) e# cFirst date: Meet her parents.
- v0 u4 _5 K# k8 P# OSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
5 g6 K$ B/ @3 T! I N' t9 k1 jThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 Q x) Z6 z% V2 P" ISecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ( t! N: b A7 U/ t7 l$ y* d
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. : Q; {$ f% d' }8 M8 Y$ I ~0 M
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 d+ S% H6 x5 q5 s5 y
Second Date: She is pregnant / L0 l8 ?% P5 W* t
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. $ p: J$ z: b% L
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