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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: " o1 v: {1 l1 l$ X" |
( l) V( k" `9 b) S/ @First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 6 U# H8 F# c$ g9 [1 n
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
8 H1 q' L n7 T) y- d) WThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. : z6 {2 b- R& K" l, o/ Y. N
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; K# w2 a) Y; G$ @: Z: a) A
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ w. ^( ?5 e9 u3 Q20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ' v" i* ?/ x2 d) p# m; g
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& y, [( w5 F6 p, }& `+ oSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
- F" K) o9 R% A4 i9 [8 MThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring , D" u+ j4 k0 ~, B5 H4 H$ E$ C
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
* }' b0 A- H. l7 s, i7 J* s' [) W6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 3 c9 x9 c% J D C# V+ k
" n: z5 o# B" @" I* y5 M% @& `) o& wJEWISH WOMAN:
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; N. y6 i# W: ^* K$ ^First Date: You get dynamite head.
; J w4 u3 t. a S8 uSecond Date: You get more great head.
) `: F3 O0 R* y, p8 F: \! G* yThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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9 U1 o* r8 f. Y* DPOLISH WOMAN: L# k: h; C0 }: E- _
7 V5 [2 A9 `$ W* t; tFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
" i; }+ V" ?, i1 s- D, DSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 C# J: I X4 h2 h6 gThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: ' F; n5 c% j7 g( D9 `
: N' R$ E1 c5 f* WFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 2 {6 A r1 |% r X. e8 M
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. / l9 i4 z+ R& {, D' {8 i/ H N. Z
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. : n$ }4 p1 O0 p. L* w$ _
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INDIAN WOMAN: 5 b8 z2 }" m% a2 a: T
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First date: Meet her parents. . e+ p4 T5 N+ s$ @% C. S& }0 D
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ! H d: j# d k( { J
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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0 z/ H6 }+ L2 ]6 d8 y4 h3 k5 l/ GFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 7 s& } R4 j/ v+ q2 O
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. % D ~. k( }0 r/ @- Y, m
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. / C0 ]6 d# e5 y2 J/ s' l. f0 r4 R8 w
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ) Y# t8 Q& A5 U3 ]% Y( y+ R8 v
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car / s) B: e+ @; s
Second Date: She is pregnant
% o0 d0 g0 N! @; R' _Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 2 ^/ Q' i; K5 {/ v
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