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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 6 Q& T1 v7 P z* p
) Q$ w0 _) E& w8 t+ N" q/ jFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 w( Y; {- n5 X6 g7 y& S' Q% YSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
7 Y/ u9 D; F* e. O3 v) m1 XThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ; Y W( E4 t7 n- `3 o5 p
1 p a+ G: ?- a z: KIRISH WOMAN: 8 V: n3 ^! B# \0 t' `
% Q& |7 |+ Y5 g. gFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; o9 E4 L, ^+ U, x9 e+ x
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , `! o' P5 z$ U5 a
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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/ z( Z5 g8 s7 Y' K/ gITALIAN WOMAN:
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0 Y9 |' H0 q& J# I; CFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& i. w0 G- _' U* @9 _6 USecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 2 P; t9 z4 ?1 k' L* X+ f1 a
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 9 ?7 K& k" B) j
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
5 p7 `8 x/ y2 G# ], y6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 K$ a! e& U8 i, X
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JEWISH WOMAN: 5 w! ^5 h9 v0 m2 l, F
* p, V1 v4 S3 X+ b3 XFirst Date: You get dynamite head. & w/ U2 ^( z' W' I
Second Date: You get more great head. 7 q$ i7 b% Y' W, e; A$ K' o
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: . w& n9 Q* ~1 I3 T, F; ^
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
( h2 T9 D( ~4 ]$ T7 u3 h* Q7 B5 ]Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. $ A( _$ |6 {5 B! E! y' G
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ; w* ^# g0 K1 W3 x" d
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. . r7 m% r" H) q6 [. f
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
# U- }2 A7 T) i; |* @$ W l% l: CThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. , A9 W6 T! m+ @' X
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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& l& ]; F4 V: p* K" U/ vFirst date: Meet her parents.
8 Q2 ]* G4 j% @! ~7 X! kSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 8 j* e/ K p+ f5 B- t+ h# E
Third date: Wedding night. + D P! u/ D7 B4 p g" x
$ `- g' T5 J3 X6 L8 v) m# gBLACK WOMAN:
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$ H4 @% Y7 H: s- J( u1 v2 P, P# qFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % H, ]% D7 C. y8 o
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
h0 H @1 i% E& Z5 @" tThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 1 d. n1 c4 A* W3 D. j
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! * Z& J$ v& J7 T3 T
% ^/ h+ ^; X9 |4 B mLATIN WOMAN
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. R5 F& G$ r6 O! w0 u* w$ r9 q Y7 uFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car . Z3 k/ e' ?- p) ]& l8 q h8 S/ s
Second Date: She is pregnant ' }4 b% u& T6 [9 `! A! H
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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