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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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, t+ w8 X; E- LA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 9 K& ~; X! g! H9 U/ p j, c1 i
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
, i. |. n3 A! ?% _$ r+ dSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
) y6 U* B; r+ ~+ L3 bThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 0 l/ N y( c1 r4 @
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IRISH WOMAN:
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+ [ y* i) t: V, \. e" W; j2 P8 IFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( D* f% ^: u4 H1 b: G7 I: C3 j5 N3 [Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 [( k7 |: r7 f, j% r- \4 T( q* N
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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5 B6 P% |! y7 ]3 xFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
5 |* y/ ^- n4 }+ b9 m9 hSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 7 Z6 Y- }" c6 r- o' e0 `6 P8 D D+ @ b
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
& L; E- E7 b) o: @5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 1 c: M. C7 G l' U
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 5 c* L) m% h2 R: I+ ^# q* w2 q4 u
Second Date: You get more great head. * T1 v: [% F+ D$ b- D+ s
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ! M) Y+ _/ @. S$ W( U9 g, y
$ D! S, q7 Q# i# V0 `/ ^" L: BPOLISH WOMAN: $ i0 H* T% a4 x' S0 {( y; r+ u
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 7 {; k4 _7 \' [( u
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
" [% ]5 p5 x# b( UThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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3 z& g; m% A1 k# tCHINESE WOMAN: 4 w) u: H) }* G% J: u- O0 Z% |
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
8 h, C9 ?) ]8 N+ U0 [Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. / q6 U$ h& O5 k6 O: \* I+ Q" c5 W
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
8 ^; G9 n0 D# l4 d8 f. i3 { wSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. & w" W8 O8 N$ A2 l& p' z7 |5 G
Third date: Wedding night. 6 F% c7 o9 i* t9 Z2 S
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BLACK WOMAN: * Y: T2 {- `+ \1 u9 d+ u6 o% ]
9 p/ b" P; Y3 a ^First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 c5 A: _! @* `# O: _0 ]
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. . ?8 k+ ]0 \$ ^
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 7 V1 H' q& M Z2 h) z. k
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 8 g- n9 h% |0 B. D! }, E
Second Date: She is pregnant
/ l9 a( ]0 T/ V; l4 a HThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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