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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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( C! L/ f8 C& ?% H! {A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: . D7 S4 a+ t3 K4 l" \, f {3 s9 V
9 K* y/ w! h( N0 H2 EFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. z) V: m3 q+ h7 E9 Y/ |
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
3 [) ` ^, L. [2 mThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. . X: Z, D8 `! Y v! b# E* ^
0 u! d' k2 J0 C1 ~; yIRISH WOMAN: " Y! E) C5 o8 K
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( k: h! h: \6 V0 P4 j1 VSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. U* }, `8 Z% Z0 `20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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. d. K. }* `4 ? Y% M- L+ RITALIAN WOMAN:
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8 F: q9 t; t% M+ C8 X9 G7 m6 kFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
a3 @8 P! T: `Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
$ F7 v; p; [2 V% h0 lThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring * n9 I; i2 S2 W7 k+ W' W" B
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex : s8 g4 G# P+ O2 m( x
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 9 H5 v( a- p9 {& W1 x! d: y
( x/ N( c" {4 ?JEWISH WOMAN: 6 o8 A6 |- t, t$ I6 x
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
. R. H3 O8 `" b$ RSecond Date: You get more great head.
, J1 U2 r4 {- i* HThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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~( p- I+ a4 h8 ^; _; mFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. # n+ D. {# I( N4 Z5 ?) z1 w6 @
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
0 A; Z5 L1 ~. Y4 bThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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% \ ^: G. X8 G% ?' Z$ f' M4 KCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. / Q/ c4 _- B6 m
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
. Y0 l7 K: p% J# aThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: : L9 K3 a9 ]* o4 z6 q+ Z
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First date: Meet her parents. ' z9 H6 i; I9 G- {. e& }
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 7 i1 m6 C! I) c7 P0 l1 Q
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 9 _- S; r* L4 k+ d, }
; ^1 X' v0 g) ?- kFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 3 T7 A, E* ^" b- T; E/ P9 u7 k8 P
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 6 U l4 ]5 Y \+ a" e
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
; j" H6 |% _6 s# P4 O! `. YTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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$ W# R; m* u0 L$ hFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car , d# q2 V% M. M* r& C" k
Second Date: She is pregnant
1 o# A* S: ?: xThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. y# P. v! E, l0 e( t
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