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- @. i1 Y+ b- Z% [: ?A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: " M. m; e5 ~/ w* `! u7 N' X
& v3 x( }$ A3 c+ P( T0 ^First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 f9 \7 G1 n8 ~$ _Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. , x1 Y% D- n8 l( l0 v
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 0 r9 S# |, [0 i/ E4 Z( [/ Y6 F
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , X" s; g, C/ p5 k/ |" ]
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, s0 m% |: w# V* u20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! A3 z1 B, O' D0 Z8 E1 B; qITALIAN WOMAN: + |3 w4 r0 m4 e. k) Q. d* L! P
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant / J2 Z7 ]! R% y* D. v- F+ A
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
7 A+ C4 M; _) g# e9 V% w# A0 e7 EThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
4 f- k' x9 H$ S4 p, S/ |5 Z5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
1 Z' r: \) H/ r! v5 b6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 P0 j( r9 R5 J8 p; u7 {0 G
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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" W( _& L$ w& z3 C9 n: L$ O; LFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
( N# [: Z) x, Z. c: ]: QSecond Date: You get more great head. 2 n) a$ ^& z* E
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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, o# X* a5 J" J! H7 N) n! RFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. # Y5 l) t- E) F5 d/ ]+ j
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 |9 i l& P. u: L3 W$ Q9 \& B8 dThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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; C0 Q: j. p9 @$ BCHINESE WOMAN:
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1 B. E, F2 a3 Z# q7 rFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
6 Y: x9 b- r( g/ ~, TSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
. D. H9 w2 M/ A0 x" eThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 6 Q, y; Y+ W/ @
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First date: Meet her parents.
, l% Z' R9 M% RSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. * L) O% B# M) j0 J. f# V1 z
Third date: Wedding night.
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% o# F* Y; ?$ @, u0 C- A, W, uBLACK WOMAN: 2 R/ r/ i0 G% h4 [2 a& m
1 C2 F5 s% j v. |+ A8 UFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( W, j, [+ ^1 h! MSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. # b2 h h1 p/ b* j: X: W! G
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 I# x9 s0 T4 ?# oTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! $ _3 Z" J) b b( e, }
; A! w! m0 `/ [- x2 MLATIN WOMAN 2 w4 |1 F9 _/ ?- Y
6 W! B: Q0 B. X1 J2 HFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
- b- e/ Z1 m3 I7 j8 F) sSecond Date: She is pregnant 1 T0 u5 t* L' E9 E" T
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 5 K8 Z5 h8 Z- n- m8 p0 e/ Q4 S+ ^. N
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