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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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: ?4 G! }. |% V- T% EA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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$ n, t+ c& g! B9 _; ~7 h( v$ _First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. * O$ |& r0 S) D: O
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. x; r6 B" P& Y, U
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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. {' b% a" a. ?IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# [ o2 X6 v( S/ X( zSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: f1 \4 }% B. m) K* I& J20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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, H' P9 I; [9 x: W7 vITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 7 B7 G1 C+ ?. e' S
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
; J$ n/ ~/ _1 _4 j# [ aThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring / F: m# p0 G9 ?: Y6 N
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 2 w; N- g" G2 C' U
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend $ |) \7 \- ^& B- B# t2 A
* \, J# A, S+ s- t) C- qJEWISH WOMAN: % z% i2 D- n& \: \
8 k1 f. z; ^1 ~" yFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
& } h! J8 y" F: Q7 ]Second Date: You get more great head. 9 Z8 n- J& X! p( \
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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6 |2 [( T' `( p7 e [POLISH WOMAN: 1 S( E6 O$ O( j
9 L& `8 p1 h# {" }9 T* E" yFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 4 y1 k1 O- R" P {
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
# i0 C! D+ t8 h4 c9 t5 w; T+ TThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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2 D7 I; s+ s N7 y9 V% }CHINESE WOMAN:
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( V% O& @7 w( e5 y& v# X- e" \. jFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ( |' @6 }, w' i& H$ \* \ H
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
# ?2 l# b7 k+ i; t" N! q1 QThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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( N2 \) E5 ]6 S W4 a bINDIAN WOMAN: : D/ m# T1 b% ]) t6 i" q6 X
; `2 }" o* }4 s" e5 v, x+ jFirst date: Meet her parents. - I" W- h9 {, r, a4 v: d* K
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
: W& E" M1 I' B- YThird date: Wedding night. y+ Z3 t6 k# Q5 u2 K
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
9 L) J! j% g1 [Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. " E7 D; r$ K8 [4 c
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ! T ^$ c3 L2 o, X: j- t* l
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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8 _: X5 c Z5 w1 [. YFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
. e! Y. J6 [4 D- F. iSecond Date: She is pregnant
9 @5 C( Z& j3 SThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ; y, y) M8 G/ B- v
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