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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( n, q0 G3 f% p, o+ t9 _Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
0 j4 b! Q) d$ @$ i' e) m2 bThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. : r: z% \9 a* R1 p: U, N. K1 F
. X9 ~5 ^/ ]) t. mIRISH WOMAN: ) W3 }1 L: ?; V. h4 U
7 {8 O. H( B' m+ C5 d+ b( xFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" l3 V6 n+ F4 a2 n6 Y2 \$ W5 p; GSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) d" m. m% X9 Q2 T20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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7 ]- S- ?' Z G! q* e$ I% }: LFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant % \( @8 W8 E$ T9 ~# r8 H6 E
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & W( J1 y' a* H* N
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 5 ~" Y6 Q4 k7 ?" h
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex / F$ O: l" }' s9 s$ G, J& O
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 1 w/ N9 K8 W- \+ V* D: L+ C
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
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) t, k4 ]8 D* S9 |3 GThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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" T4 G$ L- |4 m, b. J) x* vFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ [. o: i j, H- T) M! Q3 L( |
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. w$ v6 s9 R9 x% l1 X
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 0 m4 \: s& O$ K% R. A. V( s/ ~6 B
" c; ~0 I+ ?. h" HFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 4 @) v9 h+ T- a" ~. S
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. - P. W0 v+ N. z% h
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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' d- H$ P/ X6 V! X2 Q8 `7 P/ FFirst date: Meet her parents.
, }) y3 c3 s3 _& b" a1 }: {$ w) u& lSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ' n3 T2 B4 c% Z i3 u
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 6 r/ r& i. k& ~+ y! X3 R
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. / }. H( ?5 N! B- X4 M0 v4 z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
, s* }. t% _& R' E, x; pThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
# t9 D( Y% `$ V/ ?" ~Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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" l! b; C- \ E; }- AFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car : E4 {8 Q) g- _* {/ @2 T: u
Second Date: She is pregnant 4 H$ X# n. t" P1 B( |, W
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. + g* b7 X' q) O& z/ n! }
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