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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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8 L. M9 w) r, M. [$ K( D; IA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ! N* b$ p6 ]2 ?" y
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
8 T& i' Z9 B( e: O) xSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
4 T1 e. S4 K( S/ T, `6 wThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 3 D8 E& f" ~: }6 V6 w! x: x
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! n+ F& }, `' G' l+ a+ d2 jSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( g% }; e( T7 \! h
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: / S0 M; |. o+ V: \2 ~) ]
& A7 |& n& }/ M2 Q" sFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ @ P% w' h5 t8 G: U- T- t% aSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs A- b; } `1 y' b6 s
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 v& z) t! |" f3 e$ j8 b2 O5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
7 _& o& k, c( I4 Q" U2 f* M% a) g {6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend * g% e! I8 y A2 @6 L9 B& c( F
6 u; Z/ ?( V% v% X7 mJEWISH WOMAN: 5 T+ y. y' P+ o, q3 m) p6 e
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 4 u1 G( C% O1 c9 G' b
Second Date: You get more great head.
+ a K, a6 K- R8 p# ^0 ^* |3 xThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: : b3 e" w u9 F' z6 E: k' n
( J5 _, Y0 l7 sFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
4 L( A! @( [8 ^Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ( J! ~% F9 R5 O6 c
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. : J. f: ]3 w" z: w, B' k+ {# R/ ]
2 G$ N& @# t0 `, R V9 ]$ o1 G2 yCHINESE WOMAN: $ k9 K# c, e: Q, s W' _
- `, a) \$ @- j% g( O& z" Q' S9 vFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
- z0 K8 ~% B' G5 R' e. OSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
' K4 G5 ]: s) F5 fThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ' q) k2 W/ _( _
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
: z' c: Z4 b, Y- DSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
# G, T" R- U1 Z7 R% }( t2 EThird date: Wedding night. % H. m4 W; v: y, \7 C1 ^
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) h# z% ~7 g/ ?First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. # L* P: e" [7 v( f8 J* C0 l
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ( I, H9 S1 F. H' A% O
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! |" b; s; S1 J h3 n p* G4 iTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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/ i% I: O1 J5 }4 TLATIN WOMAN 0 g6 S2 E, Q+ {( A3 o$ m( v
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
+ D d3 a# M! P6 ZSecond Date: She is pregnant
" ^3 I( v7 K+ n$ kThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ^1 m [/ B' t- w; B
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