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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ; H) ^, X" }, a% B" c. F; \8 y
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; A. A1 o) @+ b! \: V. p# LSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4 H; W! P8 S0 Y
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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) P5 r" s8 I: u2 I" bIRISH WOMAN: 1 x/ @8 k: r0 \4 T# L: w
( X: R7 T8 Y) u! P: ]3 kFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 D% c; K4 V4 A: f% o2 G0 g0 kSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& y) j% x( E$ f7 J8 J20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 ^7 r" X1 z3 ]( K# @8 k! B/ ~/ s& SITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ x! h8 `' d7 F2 k% YSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
" }9 n2 |7 y! i* qThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, v) o" D$ o* d4 U: ^. i5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex # f$ t0 m5 _5 J/ h
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend / \3 r- `: N+ W1 Q; G
6 ?( k1 p# p6 gJEWISH WOMAN:
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6 U, Y* j! F3 ` S5 `/ }First Date: You get dynamite head. - t& x. c- k: \; P2 T
Second Date: You get more great head. ! h6 s* b* v* r# o+ \- ^' s1 H
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * `8 g* G$ M3 q$ o1 X: ]7 ^
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POLISH WOMAN:
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* [( v# _/ U& k. nFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
" M( v3 X9 f2 o0 \Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 2 T) D1 V! V- h$ ?
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. l2 |7 q$ |- f8 C2 S
" `/ A1 c( h/ u0 z* L' Y3 KCHINESE WOMAN:
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; r" A* J" Z* }6 YFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
* k: O3 k: f, T+ i5 \1 [. _Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. _* A5 p9 X/ C1 L
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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3 b/ m7 Q" H1 w: Y P, GINDIAN WOMAN:
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+ o, b" [: A ?$ W- q2 d BFirst date: Meet her parents.
1 ` [5 ?# C: t2 l6 U9 X- ISecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 9 L; r+ R/ `6 f$ F4 [8 _' A
Third date: Wedding night. / [" @0 O1 {1 M$ ^+ ^' Z7 K' H
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BLACK WOMAN:
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, s! o: Q0 \$ t9 n o5 @4 Q1 RFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( t s3 u7 l7 H5 OSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
' @' W9 X7 ~8 q, v! V) A. t+ r5 V( zThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
5 j& w) N" ?! Q! nTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ) Z7 j' {4 o! y7 ~
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LATIN WOMAN , B8 P/ s9 p3 u$ P" W1 }8 z
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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( T, D7 o0 {; _Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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