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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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8 d/ H2 h& O" s6 ]4 gFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
4 y+ u w# l$ ^4 mSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
# }5 J. B% F+ T" x D7 }Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. z! ~5 [2 L- P$ ]
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 T+ u5 @* {+ n0 f/ ?' ]Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! o( n% N/ r& F& {. g% u
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 I# Y+ H! M4 `, t& ^
7 e& i5 _) N. t$ R. w, j: O, p. u! j- zITALIAN WOMAN: % J2 {: a( E- i3 p2 T/ `! ^
9 T3 ?& k* Q& `" T- Q% mFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 q3 {2 e7 x, Q1 @" t4 C R1 J2 GSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs / k, X. ~' Y8 L$ S# c
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring , j7 r/ }5 @/ Y
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ! {9 Z% {& D8 a% [- I$ E1 q r
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ; r" C* O7 X N$ O( h+ Z& O
/ Y9 s- `. j a+ e" `+ y, x3 WJEWISH WOMAN: W& {: I4 G4 Y! O. s3 P! z8 c
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 2 Y% g/ W1 C" R6 v3 f7 N
Second Date: You get more great head. ' R+ P P: X9 |
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * X8 g8 R l5 l6 b" \# H" a
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POLISH WOMAN: 8 T4 W2 y9 M9 v O* g! K
9 p! C8 i! [. h& n! B: hFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 0 Z5 q& `5 j1 {2 C8 h( [/ x
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 w$ d% ]. ~9 `- l
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 0 M4 [9 K, O* z0 v2 W
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CHINESE WOMAN: & d1 R. z0 b' r8 x
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 2 J9 @8 x4 z! \/ Z; S6 ~
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
& V9 }' _( I( \. ~+ I+ uThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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7 q' ?$ W, e8 e1 X; T8 A1 wFirst date: Meet her parents. - r3 n* ^! x9 Z( M: R/ x, @+ L
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
% t$ j$ Y5 ?' E* QThird date: Wedding night. 2 C" N. \; t) d
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BLACK WOMAN:
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# }, U$ K1 x7 i, B7 `( C% \First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 Y, }5 u& t% A& y* U; V' z* z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 5 T. e$ ?5 K0 P2 Y2 s1 E3 ?
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
6 o2 w1 J7 O" GTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
7 ?2 i: \# e! s% e3 G; MSecond Date: She is pregnant $ | c2 H+ b; o! w
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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