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4 @/ P0 {$ C5 b% oA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 3 U5 \' _' K/ G4 n
' ~: o6 U$ \9 n- j, u ^$ I% \! ]$ LFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 7 N% d+ o2 _! m* c
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
( E; o9 c. }" H) U/ iThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 6 R- U* c l4 [7 |/ X
* ?8 N' ]" v& PIRISH WOMAN:
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. K' B L+ O7 L' K" r2 _First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! K( U# J. O' x+ j `; s1 C
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' g4 v/ n: _7 i" H$ R1 c20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ q+ A ]& F( `; V! @
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
, K3 N$ d% H4 c( J$ r) [: |Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 3 ^- z: n' E, W) p2 S
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + u" r/ j( N& r$ m
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - q3 U Y' `, M5 D, e4 a+ r. V
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 l$ v" L( E3 U% s E
8 x- ^- m g" HJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ; H6 Z/ R9 o$ n) B6 t, I
Second Date: You get more great head.
2 G5 a. T) ~, j1 q: R* m- Y& pThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
6 _/ n& T# U; r, e4 w, M$ tSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 I9 _& F& ^; }6 l. s) @Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 4 \. f9 e% X9 b6 q
2 A, P/ `. d1 z F; W! qCHINESE WOMAN: & D* f4 [ |/ G0 e9 r8 u
; w0 s# _3 v3 EFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 0 s' q3 ^+ f0 n
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ' t7 q# ~* \0 C9 }$ g' j2 C7 |
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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, r8 z s, [9 R" @+ |+ DINDIAN WOMAN: ; w! m0 @6 O$ s& L# p
/ K$ j% Z/ q6 D5 a" SFirst date: Meet her parents.
5 ]/ a8 x. G$ ~' }+ w5 rSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. & W1 B6 f3 M6 S6 z8 Y
Third date: Wedding night. 9 U9 W, j8 `) T/ H0 }" I d1 E. i
! K5 V) q ?, M- q+ ^# t9 X5 D8 KBLACK WOMAN: / ^3 p; t' j: X; ^
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. . X4 X3 ]" M5 A$ j7 A
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
' X& ~* W; I% d1 v& F* x; J8 N) R' d* _Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ; f& t9 ^% j1 U
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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3 }2 Z5 u1 _6 D) C: j, e5 BLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car - M6 D1 @3 f3 N
Second Date: She is pregnant ; D& ^# f7 T' o) S
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ) t& ^3 w& ^$ q0 T8 W, x+ v
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