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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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% z6 k# S, Z2 MFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- P9 \# |$ Z# ^6 z `% OSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. + ~ u* T3 {6 V2 b b5 y* `+ h$ O- S
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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( S6 G' H0 P1 \3 ]8 N9 }IRISH WOMAN:
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2 X; k7 o$ n, a3 S6 w) z9 CFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) n4 {1 P( A" u% v
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & l7 ~5 D/ s% O5 l
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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( m0 v' u% X, l* |4 CITALIAN WOMAN: / r+ P6 x. k# d7 x1 \
' _0 W; ?0 b J g( bFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
" k2 `9 @& |4 h# o6 ?( jSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
( ]) Z& ~# U# c6 D2 y+ ~Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
( \$ s1 w( D. d! p5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
# i9 ?4 ]0 n& `' w6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 {4 c5 ^, j* B. Z' f
' E* e8 y+ e, V3 B* v- x* e- g' PJEWISH WOMAN: 5 H% i& j& w- f& x8 Y) }3 R
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
" P& d I; q0 g+ j+ U& hSecond Date: You get more great head.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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: Y9 T4 r3 |1 o9 v; cFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 2 h b0 p; c: o; F
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. & B* Q: P$ e- p. i; J; w
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 2 M8 p( I/ Q# A U& D3 b
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 8 j. a- J8 P0 q( Q( Q3 |. |
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
' f5 z, f, p( ^& _4 |Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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% t' g( s8 P9 fINDIAN WOMAN: % Z; V+ l# v; d) G: U6 _
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First date: Meet her parents.
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$ l: F3 } w- ]& rThird date: Wedding night.
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. d/ [/ Q' [8 bBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) L+ u6 u c. g! }
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
2 m5 L$ u7 M. S( W' [9 NThird Date: You get to pay her rent. * ?& {7 Z1 K7 i( w( y E
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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M: ?# n( C& ^, J, }5 T5 XLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car $ V! I& c" e% V- v# _1 C$ s
Second Date: She is pregnant
7 Z4 J; _7 R/ T: ^5 vThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. . V- `, D$ f: s6 V- F2 a
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