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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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L. x0 @$ _% BFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ' Z) `; Q, r# Z0 ?& E M
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
( i2 a( w% t9 E5 Z- L$ e& sThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: $ o8 s4 ?, J: O3 D' m
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ W6 @6 {0 w- \Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 w+ Y( A1 ^8 {( I) Y
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 P9 y! u- Z. y8 C7 y, B( [1 {
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ITALIAN WOMAN: # m$ ]5 \8 J' v- A& L1 H
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
v. R" X$ D+ B. h" `Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
# _& ^& i2 d$ C' l8 w7 T$ R' K3 I+ f3 _Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring & Y, T4 F) \- h$ b9 m/ [/ C- Z
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex * P0 E& Q% q1 p
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 G% {7 o4 j* M5 A
1 _, G" U$ ^ L2 zJEWISH WOMAN:
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" v5 _- l. |+ JFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
5 O2 a4 M& |- Z k7 N" a/ f( ]4 HSecond Date: You get more great head.
3 u7 Z9 z$ ~% ~6 NThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. # O+ j$ j9 ^/ k/ [* o7 i+ u3 N
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7 ?8 U; G9 J D$ `0 [2 U2 qFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
. B Z: n Q) U8 m- ISecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 h; |5 H3 h4 w4 H& J" eThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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) ~; \& y! \% o1 h! ?First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. % e4 R& e! ]9 I2 [- L6 c% ^
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. & V+ W# J9 D: ]& E" [
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ! M/ x! q: w/ V9 P, O
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INDIAN WOMAN: * I; M; ~/ w' m5 I
+ L- C. W; i/ i* {1 ]6 _First date: Meet her parents. 8 H( [5 T8 B% w5 o' p
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. # o1 g' f8 F! F* v8 U0 H
Third date: Wedding night. 3 l/ q8 K$ m+ Y* z/ @
' o, f2 u _ F1 }0 tBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
* E p; X& K& h2 b/ C$ ?( X+ _$ g: p9 hSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. , T& W! y$ F6 ?' i5 d% H
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. * X* ^- e$ _) v8 \4 X
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ! V6 V" Y, f2 `$ S6 ~
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
8 h- [: R- R7 eSecond Date: She is pregnant + m" r+ _3 Z4 b1 F9 w) z# E
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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