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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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6 Y- w: y) f0 @2 u' ZA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; f" I. t. M' V3 l; x# O3 BSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
, o6 R% T5 F( I9 `' l0 oThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. $ ]' B! u7 s6 R. x5 k5 b ^
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IRISH WOMAN: - S8 W h- {% Q2 J" I* Z3 C
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 T8 H1 |% P6 p l6 O% uSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 j; E9 N3 l; I! q r20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % D) v, C* j8 x0 i* Z3 B/ M: i" m
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 4 P! Z1 {( c+ X
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
8 N3 |" a$ |0 W5 `9 qSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ; S. T( ?+ B+ b$ E
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
( G7 k0 Q! L/ g+ D4 _2 ?5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ M4 Y* z8 y Y6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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! C- W9 x# }0 ?; A+ jJEWISH WOMAN: & D1 u4 Q2 c- X9 g
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
/ R. r; a) s2 {& ]0 O1 x% R0 kSecond Date: You get more great head. " }* m" |) K7 o2 Y+ k% Y$ u% Z
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 0 B( n8 }3 p3 f
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POLISH WOMAN: , J- N" S$ N! H; O8 y. X1 a2 v
' G6 O0 G( R Y- O( ~; E- hFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
. D. ^5 x+ O8 g e: C8 D4 H3 c+ ZSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 A# g7 `( f/ Z! aThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. , H# F- N0 D0 |% _8 j
( m. {) s% x. i% l/ g) u- wCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% P+ {2 v- ?8 u7 kSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
7 ~ K1 R j9 j3 r: G+ B6 ]1 a4 B0 u) J0 oThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. * s3 b3 b0 N6 Z" I3 t: {
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INDIAN WOMAN: " Q( `% K/ g3 W1 H' p, h
$ z8 m3 X+ l2 EFirst date: Meet her parents.
) m' k7 H$ }- Q c$ sSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. : [" r- W( r6 i& K3 \3 k5 T
Third date: Wedding night. : n2 W# U2 F# d/ {, v' f, e
4 `) m3 I( x; V) N8 Z rBLACK WOMAN: 4 J* ?: q/ @$ @4 f: l% H
: {6 `+ h' b; [/ l0 C- u6 `First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % M! N+ _' M: S
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. # d9 c; D4 @$ m
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
* L6 x4 W$ b$ X7 I* _8 H; u- B& pTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN # M' w, _$ }+ L% C" W
* q2 H7 _* r5 @0 V2 N- n, H U! a9 {First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car * j7 ?. i$ ?( d$ i% c: I
Second Date: She is pregnant ! N$ ]) g$ ~2 N! N" p* K
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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