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Women Of The World
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2 j/ ?& }6 p2 L& U) h5 AA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: : E7 f' a5 K4 Q; Z7 W9 L9 n
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. - u i9 ^4 K# p; y: r( f+ O7 j
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
" e2 H% }- p7 n: k8 Y* [6 HThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 1 y! j+ W% @8 W; Q& \
8 D* T( g' i3 [4 s7 pFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 f8 @4 a6 v( N7 r, V6 ]6 q" y
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& A) H/ o5 y' N5 i8 R; e7 |2 O20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' N' a* Z" @; e0 Z1 R% P
$ L0 k1 A3 x Q; W4 f/ X, hITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 0 q% R+ G' C2 @! s
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
' k3 M8 ~/ P* z! x( GThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + q: t- k$ k, ?4 E' A, X
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex % t& B$ w- d8 C
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend " q" M3 j1 t4 `, V( [! _4 l
8 \& l/ Y/ F0 r7 M% TJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 0 v0 I+ o2 A. ]& f
Second Date: You get more great head.
4 F" D- o, o5 b0 x, {Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. : N7 u- I$ b& D/ N4 t R5 D
) }5 }% |2 L- O' P* m. z. dPOLISH WOMAN:
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) F0 B/ j3 O ?' bFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
+ d, n5 D3 D5 PSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 i# Z8 ~ f' }" Y$ e) [/ N aThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 3 y" x2 T4 q! ]' e2 S3 I2 X
0 ^. B1 k; q# E- c) KCHINESE WOMAN: ) L% L$ v/ B, Z/ k& W; F* c
- ~0 |+ i: d6 k) H' ~2 P/ lFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
+ s! {0 f( Y7 h$ gSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
' ^! e0 _% p7 n0 o+ q$ t1 _1 wThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: % W$ ~! P( X* v4 y- [
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First date: Meet her parents. ( z* H: [) \! v0 A2 ?+ N
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. & t% H8 d8 P2 U" J+ y
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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- k1 m k3 A' P2 B6 l ~6 Q" ~First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. , Z, e% s' Z2 A5 ]6 L
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" r% l6 ]' J+ @; }/ W# FThird Date: You get to pay her rent. " r0 B/ j1 e; _
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 4 N1 ~' R6 x5 ?6 |& F; [* c, N
Second Date: She is pregnant * F% U0 p5 w3 l2 ~, Y
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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