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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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" w9 ` I7 j) o! |First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* N' k" s3 S$ h# d( T% xSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
6 d4 U6 w( E; P2 A- jThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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' p+ u1 @ a3 \3 T$ U _: @IRISH WOMAN:
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) `0 l+ H5 u) PFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' r# T+ c2 O9 g4 jSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; X3 s7 d( ]6 p2 E/ _; W
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& x8 N) E+ S8 ^( k4 x7 W) ZITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant / [' [) j, Z* b2 N7 Z
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
+ C' ]; m* {# h3 y; @1 @Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
" P$ c( o# s: L( ?5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - p/ o8 Q6 j0 q; B6 l- {, i4 \
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 2 O- D9 U+ i% i0 G+ i
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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( n- I+ k; O0 U" J0 `" a) xFirst Date: You get dynamite head. " I; e! k) z1 i& l
Second Date: You get more great head. % N# z# `- C, ?: Y. j1 M$ U* h
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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: N* c, g( K. Y6 w0 MPOLISH WOMAN:
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+ l5 X% Q7 v) R: o# e% VFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. # E. R3 h9 h5 T: o) l
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 1 C+ r4 p+ S" v; m% Q
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. + ^* j$ O& v% f# B0 @* ]; E
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CHINESE WOMAN: 2 ~6 P- i% U" q$ j/ c- h
. n& t( E! ?" w5 u) a( ZFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. . Q5 O" \) G+ }% o0 U ^
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. # W3 M$ M6 y. q3 P! M' A0 s4 j1 \* l
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
+ j; h. R) y, z' uSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 8 b7 K3 K' Q" S. n4 i+ X3 P
Third date: Wedding night. 1 [/ t# p/ t7 T4 O2 [$ c* J
2 T1 N8 }; x. I8 E/ HBLACK WOMAN:
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# g( k- v) M' Z/ [& uFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 u3 ]/ l* B2 h. S6 Z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" o; Z4 N4 z. z8 f _( D6 |. X7 U' YThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 P7 e$ h" t7 ] H O4 p: x+ o- bTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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9 D6 y( O4 t" y1 l2 ^) r( @Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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