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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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: J& ?, m6 m$ C6 z) uA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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7 O- e Q, V IFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 ]1 X( S4 d6 Y$ R( rSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 6 r2 Z& y+ a ]8 a5 I. a
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. : E3 {! K& p( j/ q/ |
' W: Y" o) j: N- y/ rIRISH WOMAN:
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4 K9 y) d5 g/ F/ ~1 T+ XFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* [: U8 r" R4 I8 \Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' B5 U2 Z- A" I: g( D3 f4 V
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant . B: _. K5 N3 a* D2 v
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
; x* J* x8 q2 IThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ) F9 H. W+ h7 @+ O2 r$ O) F$ M
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
/ s+ z8 _3 y' \9 s8 N; A8 V6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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g, X6 c5 k5 ~, f7 r/ k& AFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 4 ~0 T8 X9 i# I: h' Y2 k
Second Date: You get more great head.
5 W# b' A3 C9 j) n8 c, ^4 i& FThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: - ~5 i5 W. Z6 T# D
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. / E2 O5 P1 R' ?) t7 q1 Z6 w
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 6 d- o! c' ~: D2 e+ ~
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. $ l# |2 [! k2 t3 d% [5 s; S
1 z+ d: Z; z, m& rCHINESE WOMAN: , P! O! \" p$ q6 t1 e
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ) f/ d' |7 t2 G3 ~" ?
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 9 _- K( P: C: r! f
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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. j2 M$ D! G8 W3 ^INDIAN WOMAN:
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- N$ j% W+ G8 B D; R% q. VFirst date: Meet her parents.
) T% F! f% ]$ ~+ Z* aSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
0 h7 k/ l( b- ?$ zThird date: Wedding night. 4 z% c: q- V& ^) V9 G g- v" X
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BLACK WOMAN: - ?' T. S) L" A3 m! I5 D
; h) W* ]/ C/ q! Q4 jFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. : H9 x, P' y& S3 X9 g& M Q, [
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. % ]/ m+ U3 n6 U
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ) f `& g# w; O+ t- ^' d5 c9 |$ S
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ' v5 W ]& i _8 S+ K/ I2 ?$ o7 q
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LATIN WOMAN # F* q- ], N5 D# Y! T+ y1 ^% Z
7 A Q- F8 l! o" uFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
: h1 J& }, N: ~/ l" NSecond Date: She is pregnant
4 y9 x6 H/ C1 N$ G# m2 @( SThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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