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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * B8 i! Y: c6 s. P3 t! h. ?
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 ?% m& |/ u7 F& n& B6 QSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
; T' _9 j# P- O* X/ h/ JThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: $ b+ k) x: c* m% O
0 d. }9 P; W6 i0 c6 W1 iFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; x- J6 f' }% H
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( l$ J- S0 b# f- ~20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% G, l2 s! Z7 dITALIAN WOMAN: 8 ~9 r" P3 ]9 A$ N. {% B! o4 t4 z
& _5 j! v$ q: ?& [0 H7 ]% hFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
; G- r" _( Y+ M% ?Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
/ P" w* K3 z# c. q; V) u; b# iThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
6 w2 P3 k! f) N- |! n5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
/ |) o h: e0 Y* p: j/ f4 j6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend . i8 W7 e! R" D+ z+ u$ a
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JEWISH WOMAN: ! p4 r: w$ T3 V. d, a; j' I$ j
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
2 U+ {/ S$ v1 M% } N6 X( Y* g. dSecond Date: You get more great head. 3 q4 V& Q+ K( W* t' z
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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1 _7 {8 Q% U& n) ?, Y. Z! H& |POLISH WOMAN:
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! A4 P3 V$ Y6 D- n5 sFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
3 J7 K4 M$ C n2 K% ~0 \Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
+ z" \, r( |' s5 v# G; |& AThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: ! [2 ?; a6 m! P. k, L- E' k6 t8 a
. a R8 ^! `/ u qFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% G/ n- f+ T$ W0 u+ Y% eSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
+ w" \! i( a yThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ) F8 ]6 u! u- a: ^/ Z9 {0 J
) ]' t# t$ Y4 q' U$ A) _ ~9 P% aINDIAN WOMAN: ) n5 `2 v0 F# S$ K) [; s- _ T7 }
- Y& F: V" G9 BFirst date: Meet her parents.
- i) `/ V. f0 W: u6 S$ z* Y$ w% [' D5 ~Second date: Set the date of the wedding. $ k9 P6 z' j) v( \7 g6 s* R
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: % N) `& w' @' n9 H' G- }: g: J
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 T$ x3 V' X9 H: r% C3 t$ ]5 k
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 3 O2 x+ i* N% t) i w; }
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
; T8 o5 X5 L2 c) i% WTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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$ x4 M# {6 y- G$ i% o8 `LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car % b8 M, t2 ~" D; d4 ~0 y
Second Date: She is pregnant 3 f( _9 B9 ]( C6 C( F4 V& b$ T
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 2 d. L! o3 K' S* h: l( g# g: a
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