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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
5 B* r7 y9 D: U7 O5 w7 gWomen Of The World
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/ C" H5 u6 q6 O) O9 C5 RA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 Y0 f; a/ D. z% d5 [7 B3 P. FSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
2 E% R; x/ E3 w' C# n! [8 EThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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! q1 k g5 A" w9 S: wIRISH WOMAN:
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, ?, [ ?0 W) \% HFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & i3 R, h. C3 \: U: w
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + U1 J/ G6 w7 a+ v- r
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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5 W8 |- x7 O3 d0 gITALIAN WOMAN:
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& n: L6 M- w- @8 E- \$ u4 q! Y# K9 NFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
! z2 W% a( O$ Y; y8 O7 S5 \Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs " C# P: z% X; W- v7 s
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring : a* m/ f5 Q4 v6 o, g) k$ G y
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 7 b% W- Z6 ], |5 q5 G
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ( [% Y, N: N: p
Second Date: You get more great head. " `! z5 L8 E" D4 P+ t$ f( ]
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 1 @+ P4 H( k! j% f
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. & T8 e' Z0 r: E5 O3 f4 b
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. * \( k* T6 t8 V/ M
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. V2 H# s7 x1 u8 f5 z
8 {4 D# k$ F X4 `% T8 FCHINESE WOMAN: 1 v$ O/ w1 E; K
" W/ Y! E" }4 Y$ E; PFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 3 S2 ?* B" u/ ]7 l
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ; V5 t X: _' j L4 C9 H! h
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 e% `- u* A4 d7 p/ V; ~5 T* [
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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0 C, ~/ X2 Z( X1 B6 XFirst date: Meet her parents.
0 I8 g5 I! Y9 {3 Y- `7 D1 ySecond date: Set the date of the wedding. * {; ~, I9 B+ w+ w) N! I6 T5 _5 Y6 I
Third date: Wedding night. + L# Y7 l! a! ~# t; i
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ; j$ K! {6 y- n K
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
7 P9 L, T' c* [9 H; sThird Date: You get to pay her rent. $ }( Z7 B; T& U/ B1 \1 L
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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1 a5 Z# V0 m# O% wFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
/ V, F4 t: D$ {# ZSecond Date: She is pregnant
; ^) \; F' u- l+ n5 [Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ) `7 j `3 t6 H! {. m/ w
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