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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
+ ^& g& z: V# _Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ' X' l; e, P" O y: C4 T7 @
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. & b+ C' d/ _- P, J
* F6 N. z5 e1 g$ zIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" A# H' x; i$ w1 _1 N/ lSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) U( G4 o0 H# T$ z' e1 ^" V- G20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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/ \: _! m- G0 w/ @! e$ x4 ?$ j6 VITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
# H8 x/ X& f7 B3 \9 O/ sSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
* x) H- O# r6 r1 W. eThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
% V6 c5 H" M1 h* t; G, X. w6 w9 Z% ]5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ S i& E. }$ f) d$ g! ~6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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2 }# W8 U- {6 ]6 d( u) x: JJEWISH WOMAN: ; x) G" f S& o. K, _! K/ t2 d& F
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
& I1 s8 H' {( N8 w- t0 B5 TSecond Date: You get more great head.
6 D- S/ Y4 }" CThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: % I6 k7 Y* i5 c9 x4 g9 H
7 p$ c. @' W4 \) n$ } cFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. / ?* k2 V4 ~7 j/ ?8 |/ I
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
+ S0 o. ^4 W5 D4 |9 P: a/ ^Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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1 ^5 S5 u6 T9 m7 b" }* F: |CHINESE WOMAN:
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, ~$ _ w- j& W( O6 M) xFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
2 w1 _& U/ \! n: o4 KSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
4 g L+ z- u1 cThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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1 U; _+ |5 j" JINDIAN WOMAN: Q" a. p$ e" b. t3 d* P" z
/ L: z: V5 M4 ]4 i2 Q FFirst date: Meet her parents.
" _3 o8 U+ y0 r' p% l7 qSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
: W; `* E' U4 g' s0 HThird date: Wedding night. & X5 l5 }9 N9 l1 X/ z! c* }
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. . {" e, i& f- W0 Z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. # |( w$ N; N( b5 s3 n* i
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 n' g* X9 T6 O7 B% \) _Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + W' v6 g/ S# v/ y
- X3 d. S$ D* \( X, LLATIN WOMAN
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2 G1 \ m0 [5 `" J5 l# d' LFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
( ^* [! h: ~7 l( m0 p. WSecond Date: She is pregnant 1 Q8 f7 S% F2 @5 @
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 4 i" ~" t5 V0 _8 @: G. x
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