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Women Of The World% L2 A* g6 e/ k) l
, `7 V+ M+ n# U: q! I0 T. x0 o; UA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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, y2 ^5 r- O2 eFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( B7 I* C* f5 [4 J6 M
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! }( h" e5 [; z# d9 m
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: : d1 I) ? Z* g( g
/ t2 [3 C9 B- b5 K/ R2 g: K9 K+ CFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 N* Z# L" t; c$ G4 l8 c
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 g9 ]6 g6 P# L: F; z7 B' u
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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2 @" N7 k% \1 @ITALIAN WOMAN:
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- H5 A/ Y3 ]5 y5 pFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ l1 j) B7 x% D$ ?, bSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
3 j, p9 Q' |- U0 R. WThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
! c1 n/ e' }$ Z; c8 Q+ D! ^5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; Q+ G& p& G. j7 E3 X T+ q6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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! x J S7 u$ D9 J* P# I% lJEWISH WOMAN: : B1 {8 d/ d. i
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First Date: You get dynamite head. + O& m( E" ]6 k) ? T
Second Date: You get more great head. ) E. d0 F" B6 ?% E1 b, f/ x, X
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 8 [$ D& Z: `/ w& l: ?! u% _ x
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POLISH WOMAN: $ d( _" h* n2 Q1 o {. z6 S
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. / ^; k% f# w: \! c$ f3 a
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 9 [" t% E+ I) N* m
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: ) u; O" z: R4 {
# y+ l/ P" G: ?5 i! i1 P }First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
+ A2 \) ~0 A8 T, KSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
. b2 ]! L6 n4 E7 G8 e2 `8 k8 g( ~Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 6 s2 L; V! U/ ], S
' n/ i5 U; w( Z& C$ H/ VFirst date: Meet her parents.
( }' _2 i1 ]( K& }, k; e: [Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ }+ v0 g J" uThird date: Wedding night. ' I ?; v# I. D+ e
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
2 ^5 d5 _. j1 d( p7 C) v& XSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
$ ~; ~) C8 ^, M4 M1 U, M; K( A3 eThird Date: You get to pay her rent. # H1 g& W* N _+ a
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! @0 k; L! [; n0 ?4 F
3 B" i" X3 T5 u" I* ZLATIN WOMAN 9 D# i9 x, u$ h
( V0 [7 g" q$ j5 a( g1 g8 _First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car % q2 g* I' R7 G! q: H$ e( ]
Second Date: She is pregnant ( a, U# o& A, Y; J& C$ ?9 P" C( k4 ?
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. # k( m% v f! s6 @
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