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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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1 \8 s: q& |, o4 j2 y: pFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. / |3 h6 M1 _1 y0 q- ?
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 2 G% e6 x) b7 F2 f+ q
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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) V( r; U7 u7 i3 a# yIRISH WOMAN:
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8 y: D" K! s Q5 Y0 m1 g' NFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
- ^% l! V i% N; ~- o* d6 FSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ Z1 m9 v+ F1 U' l( R20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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" r, z! q0 Q- `* \/ h9 uITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
, D% n5 m4 N5 USecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs + ?3 Z0 n+ G: n3 d Q
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ! E7 n! `9 \- G! [7 G8 `4 |
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
_- g- c9 [- s+ J8 G6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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+ S$ T: A2 W, N* m/ i" }JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 5 i2 B. c; P: N
Second Date: You get more great head. + ^9 d" {5 F Z7 Y: O% t) g# A
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ' [3 X5 I! w. X
* N( H/ }% i& @7 l% \5 FPOLISH WOMAN: . V! p8 D/ Q! c$ A
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
. h3 R) D$ y3 y6 @$ C" oSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 g2 N$ C& f& r m% Q. e% h
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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1 T7 F; n2 W' s6 ~CHINESE WOMAN:
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2 E9 L E/ R6 Q: n8 Q+ {7 eFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 b! a) y* } U* sSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
9 f' @0 {7 Q7 O1 QThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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8 e9 @6 e* l: l: X; Q) U0 p: FINDIAN WOMAN: : w. ]) H8 L6 ]- g* L
0 i& B" u2 r# t4 d& ^5 \First date: Meet her parents.
1 I2 _2 G" ] a0 y9 n' e$ a) s0 O. Y5 WSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
: f. H/ I4 @- S n* eThird date: Wedding night.
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( }. a' G5 _3 w. K. ?4 ?" @BLACK WOMAN: + G4 n( |8 f; r" d% U9 ?! f
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
6 P5 e0 F/ E+ j9 [- ASecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. # f3 I0 V5 }4 A3 z! K2 a& {
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 8 u7 ]/ I: P- U, J
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + r6 Y/ K( X9 f# L6 \" W
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, D; }# @; o. I# R( h5 lFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car , y9 x/ ]& M$ E3 C
Second Date: She is pregnant # @0 `8 O) G3 a# ^8 m* F1 r
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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