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Women Of The World
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: & P6 R9 F7 u8 g2 }
! z6 {* Z# E$ [+ \First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 F) D5 _7 V7 @# m- r% T) @Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 @; w6 u/ `" M8 b! E1 j0 w/ Q& V2 P
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: : s) P3 F, i$ u
9 l2 }! Z) Y0 Q4 j2 N; GFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
9 h+ z1 D! Y& {Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 5 `& p7 G+ R% A. R `
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
% Z9 G. W" ~9 C! \- K& {5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; S: w6 @$ Y" [+ O, C7 K9 j6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
1 {6 w$ l5 j0 R5 `+ zSecond Date: You get more great head.
/ @7 }, m2 b( V- ?/ ZThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: ) [5 I a5 X8 G) ?
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 2 h3 g$ W" b2 W) S: `6 t8 |
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. % K$ _* p7 b5 ~' K$ t4 F/ }
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ! _4 u% E$ @+ D
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3 k. m$ ?- p/ ~) g/ M( {; ]0 WFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. + J4 |& ^4 e0 {6 F- P
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. # c- I8 j* M- n4 e8 X
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. # D- q, j5 z- R2 f) f: d; j
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. / Q! u7 T& M9 u# D# D8 j7 X. o
Third date: Wedding night.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ Q4 n# K" n, X! lSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 1 k( V) F4 E [5 W
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% ~$ I. V' y4 n7 P0 C+ `1 DTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN $ z" q) a- b2 {8 J$ N: u% q
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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