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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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8 T" E$ D9 W! e$ i t l$ { Z3 p* qFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. $ {# F9 E- T: }# I
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. : {# `; _) t% `' t* s
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. . v9 z& @ E& i
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 6 z/ t' ^1 `) o, g+ [) i
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
. |8 {% M! A. K* _Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs o6 v) Y" T. A5 S$ d
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( _' |3 [4 H, t4 e/ r+ c; z; V; Y
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
0 q2 X9 w# U9 }* y8 k6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 8 @8 N+ r; }0 \8 d$ z6 v, a. g& `
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
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Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. - s8 K+ E$ P. r
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 0 m6 j3 X% y" S' }3 _+ o3 g' C
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 4 I1 ~! P% l* C; C# q, @& V+ X
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
- p( y$ ]( V) p* x" R. \Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 7 H# B+ q0 i9 W6 t- F
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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First date: Meet her parents. 9 I F8 J0 }! q- i; b+ C
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ) } \( d+ i! |
Third date: Wedding night. 0 ?! D$ B( x, K- e* H8 p7 H0 }
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BLACK WOMAN: 8 f* |. u& T/ C& ?+ U% U0 N
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. . g- n1 @. U4 L! W
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 6 ?5 u( k' w ~7 u S! V
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 E" t* b$ B# m( eTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! $ K9 c) V5 @+ t3 w1 Y& @3 \4 T
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LATIN WOMAN
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Second Date: She is pregnant 7 C0 }% G: p3 k
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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