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Women Of The World
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: G# c7 Q" w3 K# f1 U( \First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 G" F* b3 X" Q- f; uSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
* @* x. H8 d* O9 _" L7 aThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 4 f: ]- f w/ ^# {2 d5 m& e8 A P
5 E }, n6 ?* |1 S N7 ^IRISH WOMAN: # f( N7 E7 T9 h3 M' l' a
: W* C3 h, q' nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' ^8 n. N N) i) e9 ^5 B$ |Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 m1 ^9 ]1 r8 i6 d @ }% e5 ^$ l
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 ?6 h P7 Q3 y! F/ t1 n9 S
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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) E4 L, P2 c6 R! u$ o2 R& [- g" SFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ' I" z$ [: g- d3 d9 p7 S8 J5 n
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs $ X/ z& V$ A- k
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring * g% X1 Y V& F5 Z! w
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex + |# a" r+ b6 N+ c; ~$ W5 V1 w. n- s
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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4 K0 A( ]. s! u! @- qJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. S% r. P( T* C" T, M
Second Date: You get more great head.
- j, \; z" L- q2 F: S( I! [0 ZThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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/ J* z- c, s9 s5 v/ o! c, ^# wFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. , W+ @' t: J" ^# ^8 [+ ~; P: m
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ; M! u" N9 s) F8 ?
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 5 }4 h5 e' t; ~
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
+ t, i/ R0 q& r; O, W/ p" f% AThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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/ t. O5 }3 N) KINDIAN WOMAN: 8 A% @8 g1 y3 j; p O
4 T5 F' q% I: Y5 u' WFirst date: Meet her parents.
0 K6 c. _; }1 U, {% F, k8 FSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. t: t" A9 l; `/ G9 j5 Y
Third date: Wedding night. / o" }% G# F5 `6 C# h, I
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BLACK WOMAN: " o+ ?5 n5 Z2 f% u
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: U) ^$ P: _# u* \! N+ x8 oSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
. Z1 X! a+ H3 G2 c" |$ V* x+ qThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ c3 j( u5 Y8 zTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 7 e: Z; c) ~% F0 t
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LATIN WOMAN
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! B1 k+ m% n4 S; c0 d; ^First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car B, p5 {! F2 b" Z3 l: e" H
Second Date: She is pregnant : C4 Q$ Q4 b2 S$ g: I+ o
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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