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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. " u) Y* e* O, L7 _8 S
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
) C& y; C% k8 fThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ) J: k, V* Y- t) \; y
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & w b* E; h3 j) v8 `2 x1 l
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs - r9 T2 A# S' K0 Z$ |( b4 L v
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring & ?- Z5 z$ E+ r
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 2 r8 S# R, ~ _% I
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
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1 s( @$ K- D! I0 y# M" XThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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) t/ H) e+ A# V* o, yPOLISH WOMAN: * `6 p, F3 b' f# n& D: K* g; I
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. , K J+ t$ t0 ?0 f, A- ~
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
Q$ K6 {6 ^8 t% X; L$ r, UThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
. |. Y; }/ p$ g+ a2 z b3 tSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
5 b6 J' K1 y' `; z8 P1 OThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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1 ?. C. O" X" F. e, {INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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Third date: Wedding night.
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" k0 e& s1 `) C* oBLACK WOMAN: $ Z% o2 m6 S0 y9 U; w8 S( m/ c
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, M1 p5 z8 A N+ ?. O6 Y) [. lSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 8 F% a$ u' T8 E' o# M/ |; ^6 g4 k
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 m: m. y& @& u- \+ r; T' yTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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! D! \+ \ N/ xThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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