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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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+ J% S, f/ {; H0 @4 h1 BA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: + L) j0 H7 m) k4 F6 h4 z9 p! |
' x. P4 x" f/ r9 A8 I5 ]First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 4 a& t4 L$ E2 \1 c" @
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
6 i* u' H- e3 c! N) MThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ) k9 D" G0 U" f7 q I# c5 H! F
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IRISH WOMAN: ) P6 A9 g2 o7 s) c; h
: V/ m& T7 E, `First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ u7 q3 L# S, Z, P7 FSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + o% q+ \8 b! k" m+ G6 t. ^! ~
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 D; u7 ~- |& W/ ^3 x5 n& X4 d, oITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant + E2 M0 O+ [% ^/ C" I7 C+ _
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
) `3 r& S; c X6 CThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
" n, H9 \# D# k) y5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - H$ o9 U; q" ]' s) `* O
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 J u* P. J0 [6 G5 v. _! E# \7 Q
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 9 F8 U9 U1 X4 P, M0 f4 ^
Second Date: You get more great head. * J2 _9 r$ A: d$ }& T4 c& g/ C) U
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 4 d7 X: h' s5 H3 q6 A! u* O
; e/ Q: J- P: D& W3 ? c2 oPOLISH WOMAN: / x; T- _6 H! f" O0 T
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ W; F0 b3 b V8 _2 ^1 y. C
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 A7 f' D% Z0 \3 d, W8 u
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: , `2 d) W0 M7 p- B2 S* o. S0 a
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
/ T* F v, U! c. ?' t, K8 C8 JSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 4 M, ~# q% @1 `* v7 E
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
: i5 i- x# d' k2 }) G% |Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
0 h$ N1 b( n; A x9 @ rThird date: Wedding night.
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9 E5 t1 B9 I8 W8 g, iBLACK WOMAN: 7 H$ \, j3 G0 @$ \$ I
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
- y: W- r: K8 c! |7 h' ]& p" lSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
; a( k# e3 `4 j2 K7 R! x. tThird Date: You get to pay her rent. ; |2 w. ~ E7 H" `! C: ~/ a
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! % K0 V! l; N: T6 q
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LATIN WOMAN
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, H1 F3 F. b9 rFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 7 Y2 l; Z( g% F
Second Date: She is pregnant
% _2 B2 h; S1 W3 ^# wThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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