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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- T- u3 g4 M9 kSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 9 e; l1 u3 O; j
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 3 c+ ^5 f% C# @) Q
! i$ q/ x; s& ~& Z( g+ X9 kIRISH WOMAN:
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) N3 H) B/ R+ a0 e" u" ?8 uFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( k O1 `# W5 n
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 W, w8 J2 |* k: D20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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8 o) z8 _' A% H* GITALIAN WOMAN: $ T7 @; d/ R1 C3 S1 o4 f x
4 C: J, c3 H3 i' L3 OFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant u1 ?7 u8 V9 @: y
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 7 q9 S: M( u7 s' z( B3 u$ t
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
" j7 w' P) ~& @/ v7 t+ |1 |! p' ^5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
* N- G8 W; ]1 v2 g0 A2 N6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 2 v. p3 N' G) e) D
Second Date: You get more great head. ; f/ ]0 H, j" J8 @0 X# Y
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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* v: e' F" U9 q5 B- _; ZFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ) m) {8 S* j2 k. z& I
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
; g T0 ]+ W M8 yThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: O* k5 j s; a1 V* \0 e6 ]
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 6 d$ E r# g" `4 z- A4 w
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 7 J. d1 L: k) I! {: t
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. : w0 L1 q% f& L) |2 b, P, t9 ~
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. & J- l& M9 _ l R" c9 x5 O
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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8 m$ n+ s3 }# g; j! R0 r: ]! fFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 Q1 G1 N( I- H% iSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ; j6 e) a% p& b) B3 o
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 Q8 i7 B- c& Y! Q
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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' }4 c0 P- d4 z& lLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 6 T v$ d- J5 u. z
Second Date: She is pregnant / r* ?; J. \5 I! _# f3 t8 P5 p) F
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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