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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ( R- {0 g+ T+ v3 e9 i
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
' t( L) ^3 R1 Q# s" dSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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1 j8 y% w: |* \. d' e4 u; XFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 S; L m2 d) g! S! B8 T. LSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 |$ n/ M" V0 i' x c. |1 j! z
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
; I/ R3 C7 w8 `" R! VSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
9 |4 d4 U w3 n" Y' ~Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
8 n; B3 L9 @9 c# C( m- d1 x5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
3 e2 u4 G" l# s$ W: m( i" b1 k6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 `# W' p) S4 ?3 N+ l. u5 J
! B) u$ {+ f; C b7 sJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ) F0 B4 F/ k& c2 \; y3 Z1 I4 J0 U, C0 z
Second Date: You get more great head. ! j1 }' R7 h# c2 `; J+ P* h
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 9 t( x+ K* N9 x/ x: g
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. & f- e; Q2 s+ n& y
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
1 T, ?4 ]* H) ], z( XThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. $ E; e# g2 D* s* H# \- v# g
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CHINESE WOMAN: 7 X2 Z, g3 u+ c2 b
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 2 w5 G# w0 ^0 P0 J1 d8 @
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 9 B* p5 w- w9 a1 }) x; J% H2 @
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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) D2 ]9 T8 b- v4 mFirst date: Meet her parents.
[4 q5 v2 O: N7 N- ?% K; E5 p0 hSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( V1 Q+ ?" x) A/ HSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. $ k2 _: P! C7 |, p" y) E0 \
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% L2 g/ g3 G3 F& {' gTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ( G- K1 W J3 U
2 n1 I3 X9 E! b+ mLATIN WOMAN ! G, l: J2 r4 O& R" G* z# ]) q
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car " r; S6 _- I Q
Second Date: She is pregnant , l+ R+ H1 j6 B
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 g/ D2 y4 O4 o1 }' K
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