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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. _ d7 r4 y/ f! N" a, _Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! }! C! N: q7 q% s
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ( c q r$ Z2 O1 D
: X7 ~, _7 I9 w5 E) cIRISH WOMAN: ) U2 v) o% d$ k% b% k$ {- q
9 [; W# A5 X. ~1 ~- |5 v9 VFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 @! r/ Y6 j8 U, i( TSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ @( l8 Z2 z1 P$ e# r( o. X# O+ W
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 W6 |4 o9 W* O5 l) U4 `" G, j
5 K+ I& ^+ k9 q8 P- @- a+ S4 CITALIAN WOMAN: 9 ]* m: V( g( Z
/ j9 ~" D: H( D" ~! N1 RFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
! J& i& R1 D2 u( FSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 0 u5 I5 A9 u) z9 D ^
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
h& Y4 ^6 ^* N5 m8 t& T R5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
: {1 K+ o4 R( w+ \$ T6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ' L- |) o" T+ O- r g7 f" [" @: }
1 U6 a" k9 c) C$ v+ M3 f. g5 PJEWISH WOMAN: ' |; q$ w; a% `. ?- i9 {/ C8 ~
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 3 Z7 _+ Q1 G1 e9 W3 E" V: ]' E
Second Date: You get more great head.
; a! }. F5 ^) P3 l$ PThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ) Z/ m( Z$ Y4 [2 \. W+ S0 C% @
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
1 I/ u5 L& K' C; O% e( A) [Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
% a2 p1 ]2 r7 v8 a9 hThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 4 @6 \ u$ Z1 g* N' H0 V
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. * @; L3 w; W k
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. . J6 N/ k) |: I
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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; z; N/ e+ N& Y2 T6 K# A2 n# JFirst date: Meet her parents. 9 O8 ~7 V, ?4 p6 l# i
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
! i% S/ n' ~; b e" I# }6 CThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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( ?% V- U3 P9 x+ PFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. & d$ _ A2 ?( \
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 8 p9 ^! T1 w- {5 W# \) B$ M0 l
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
' F# ?2 [- ?7 H; X( CTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 1 i7 i3 Y" k9 M f
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LATIN WOMAN % u* i' F$ e8 B% y5 D8 G! Q1 W" X5 y
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ) v0 ~/ v \' {! I( C- J* i9 k) ?8 l& ^; P
Second Date: She is pregnant
. K7 u1 f6 j7 G/ x& I k& w: SThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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