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Women Of The World
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6 e# @' m% B* Y0 r9 L7 x HFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; F. ^/ ?7 ~, S& {- aSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 3 Z7 Y- p% X) J! f& u
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + T5 f; ^1 r- ^4 X0 v* H8 G7 y
& f: f W: m! W* @0 v1 q( GIRISH WOMAN: * C9 D5 ]# M5 G* ^: v% x3 T+ g% O& C
9 C% p+ s `7 j0 G8 o. uFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + f A$ }9 D* L5 v; Z& r) {% ^6 s x
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! B4 P" k ^9 z
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 8 q% l( Z! H V# U$ m9 H& g
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 7 f+ Z: \$ q3 {
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
6 p& n8 ~$ u) E9 jThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring , z+ t8 |9 q* s3 \- F6 @
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 8 |# c/ @# I$ |& i5 ~1 J
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend " J+ J( Q' Y) x; v, P7 `9 l
( R" m. w4 }/ o' @( ^ P; oJEWISH WOMAN: ! j& `! T8 r: ^2 l) Y
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
8 b- X+ p9 K9 i' D) }Second Date: You get more great head.
7 q, N8 H3 N0 z# \" GThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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3 E, ~. S/ }' o# v. s* l& R7 }3 hPOLISH WOMAN: % q5 K4 n9 w: {
- Q! L: r- x5 z4 E qFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
) a) @$ ~6 v4 DSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
% ~+ [. U8 |* h0 U7 PThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. & S' \, X/ |8 w( q6 n
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, C. K) N, K' O% ?First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. / E* p$ b& a% m( I4 k5 B9 r( Q( Y$ x
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 7 m. ^1 [$ o2 i7 J* ~# Y8 ~ d
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
c1 U- T* D9 L) PSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 o$ g3 ~2 }# h7 [ U- a3 VSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 1 L# L/ e' x, {0 _2 L$ W4 Q3 R
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 U& g9 e, }9 M0 v0 q, Q' bTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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$ S& r- a- r8 j. j4 T8 n$ A+ x+ bLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 5 z; Y- L6 |" d! B
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