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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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3 K% W2 `/ q% NFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 e% p4 N. O+ n; f7 n! N4 y7 bSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
9 Z/ z: S% I0 U2 SThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + C( D- x+ N1 r5 @
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IRISH WOMAN: + X+ x/ V! V% y$ ^6 H6 {
# Q+ b3 K5 |8 J ^- J( r A& {First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 u/ \; d2 h$ s4 x3 C
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ [& b, ^* A3 F0 g, r1 A! E7 R$ ~
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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) S- T7 A+ K1 z. {% R: M rITALIAN WOMAN:
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. f% L$ ]" u: G) V4 \$ V& TFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant T9 ~3 j; ]. \( k4 V
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
. c, ]$ g" j5 H9 u. x) i7 vThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 3 M3 I5 @' U4 Y6 ^! L1 z2 M
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
! h/ r" q1 O. G6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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2 T w. l( [- C1 f! q6 l7 v6 w* n2 v/ vJEWISH WOMAN: & {+ c1 \9 R6 I
) M9 T8 {, o" F; i2 k U( Z0 sFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 3 o" Z) T1 w) l. W$ e
Second Date: You get more great head.
! q& L" m8 ~+ {& a+ J) p/ ]) I& @Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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! ?8 A4 f1 }& l. C, g- EPOLISH WOMAN:
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: G+ R1 j5 T: l7 x( s2 KFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
3 D( }, _* i1 l% X+ H8 A; A0 m$ n9 ^2 n NSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ) r' l* |/ z! r) Y
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ' {- `1 J, L# U7 z% Q% _
3 T* h/ L, U# V; P0 I$ @CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
, K0 R7 Z/ w0 vSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
' W+ P8 Z" M! ^8 s# ?8 n& {7 pThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: , C- V) h$ ?' _% [) K
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First date: Meet her parents. / ^2 q! B3 i* ?; j
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
9 R# _8 I, E8 W$ ?- o) jThird date: Wedding night. / d! X; @! G: i; r+ G5 _
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BLACK WOMAN: : S* O' F; l( K8 Q
* N" B: I- ~% H. [First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % V5 R) [3 ?: w7 c& }1 `* o
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 1 _+ K4 Z! w5 W5 V! {; }, g2 x
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
3 o( f" S; O6 R+ K, nTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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2 M! B' D' S3 k9 F' {- Y) B; m' PFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
. F, A5 N5 R: LSecond Date: She is pregnant , P7 R: H' N+ e( h" ^5 B; n
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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