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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: / b/ h6 x G" v- ?( s
: K( l1 k2 ?4 H2 F* r$ j# HFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ; U, x H" | H+ d7 ?9 X' \+ V0 d1 P* O
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
, I% D! z2 n3 t$ W4 x1 zThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ( R9 a* o( b+ [; D$ _1 c/ u+ T
/ q- z7 f6 b; y0 y+ V1 dIRISH WOMAN: & B4 C( E6 e7 T, ^
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 Q5 W9 T! y( m: e8 B8 USecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " J+ m. b) X/ k
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
]+ g% Q; @" D# F3 F& f% {% {Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
/ |) r( W) A+ G) a$ [5 mThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
- k N3 g- |1 z% o9 A) A6 d5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
8 {0 D% r2 u' U" W/ t6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend - ^) r2 m/ h2 }9 c% p
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
) h3 F6 w9 ]: \/ |- aSecond Date: You get more great head. , s0 ]. t& b3 E4 t* R% Q
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: $ m( C4 C8 D7 S+ p
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 4 @* Z" n) Y' n$ c# i: j
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
. t& j7 S9 A: b/ i9 C' W. X2 M. `Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * w( i1 c) v3 v$ F3 P: g
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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+ c; v) o0 ~4 l; {First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
$ p9 R9 d, D; YSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
9 R& ?# f- f8 _& }Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: / K8 }- K9 F3 w# Y b5 R& U0 n
6 M0 O2 j& ^ ~( q' J8 d. h2 WFirst date: Meet her parents. ' N% b( E# b. c
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. * l J/ {1 y9 ^( A5 R2 l# P0 } R
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
. G% K# \4 E- d' h9 \' sSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 3 v, m2 T' H* |+ E4 h
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. $ {0 [$ h' ~2 [# w+ z# K
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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1 W1 L) k4 i9 {$ O4 hLATIN WOMAN
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8 f& k9 U3 Y0 @. [5 F$ O# R9 ^First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
/ D. ?4 S) K! k5 E1 E' V+ sSecond Date: She is pregnant 9 v0 c9 Z9 R. f3 _5 ]0 M
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ' L* z5 p( i! w) x; J
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