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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 3 D# f' ~* F3 E3 [' }7 |* `( f9 {) m
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
" \7 ]6 U1 l4 OSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. + J0 b! o) [: _: m0 I) F% C7 O
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - I) H4 \/ @. ]% s% {( J, P% d, H
9 U; E* |+ m/ d& p7 r% KIRISH WOMAN: 4 U" o) N. u, K( H5 U# w: d
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ w q X3 j! _2 u4 xSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 f/ F! ~( ^, }. i% F% V20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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3 _' g0 C. |- g: j, ZITALIAN WOMAN: , o; K8 J/ b' R0 ^+ u
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant / R: b7 Q" O6 a, C3 \6 ^& \
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
1 R) w; `1 I: x" ?& s3 K9 Q$ E A% S% ?; lThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ; ?8 k. m: M9 {& T7 K
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- Z4 F% R) v9 I9 O) @6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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8 V; H _& l+ t \9 WJEWISH WOMAN: / ^" a) O$ M! S2 ^% `
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
8 S+ F# `& K( K+ p- X, m$ v- JSecond Date: You get more great head.
, [( q! p( D! u4 x# |1 f1 WThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ) }9 `1 e: z/ i' D# Y2 u! | ]
% L" Z6 {1 L% m/ T9 t, G/ UPOLISH WOMAN: - b" K& O2 q @% O' T& Z0 ?
6 u/ r0 O" _& n BFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. , `6 d: |! w/ p( V* O
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
& N+ k3 S% {: e/ nThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
6 E/ F5 o9 i V K% USecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. - M- ]4 ]# l+ G G: {' s. {- ]
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 9 q: l) C! g0 n3 j( g3 {, |
; |7 a! [0 u3 i7 {/ rINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 8 G% o9 S" r1 e# P8 X. q
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
& y+ U; q _8 l3 l, i" l0 s Z- ?* iThird date: Wedding night. 3 i4 `# o7 p- e2 `* G4 [" N: h8 W/ t( j
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BLACK WOMAN: + f& D* s* G0 B+ K, P$ x5 g2 T
2 p* I/ _+ F- ^- d. K P b- oFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& S9 L; s% o+ {Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
2 n3 n6 K. C9 U1 p* S: `; _Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 8 x' m4 S3 s" I! }% p; A' b" q& e! L
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! & r6 |) Y/ R4 B! p9 T
2 g5 L$ V% L& H$ RLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
~ P# P' |( ISecond Date: She is pregnant
* X4 K( s: }9 i6 I8 y* m: B, \$ R* gThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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