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Women Of The World6 t8 [; @/ Y( I2 K: N0 K
/ B. j$ H( r- t3 e" @! _A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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8 N [! G2 z+ G6 ^% y/ J: K+ q$ PFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ ~- H3 b) a: b3 G* { ESecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4 m# m% G/ }5 L% U
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 4 ]( H; u% M) m4 G* _6 w- V
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IRISH WOMAN: ( d; ^4 Y% I& m/ S# D- J7 u
. p1 q4 S; \! f. n7 A/ D* p% d9 eFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 I0 L1 Q* m. }. l* F2 f
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 h o; N7 P5 d! w6 P
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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# m( ~' m# @: O# B# ?' }8 f! J: D* aITALIAN WOMAN:
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( r: x* X9 V8 }2 m# ~5 {& aFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant # h/ X* a6 L, t+ I, w }6 s$ J
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 9 Q- T/ S4 |% w; F* j- g
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
6 i( r$ K/ }# m5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ' E! N D2 H7 t3 X1 }
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 ^9 r# e8 D; @+ _- f) G$ M
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 6 i- m, Q3 F' E; } X
Second Date: You get more great head. 7 l5 r' z8 j) g7 ?( I" I! ^
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 4 B; D5 Y/ o0 \+ k9 _( c
5 P- F0 @0 ^: [9 D4 O! {6 @$ v3 q. a& VPOLISH WOMAN:
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4 F. I" o. U+ E) N: B( j( r8 z1 wFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 9 E5 n. F% G2 O# Z
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 G1 r! G, Q$ w7 }0 n& U" |0 d
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 9 g' q! S3 v3 Q. |
4 z" X8 K5 e8 m1 E# d9 k h- Q- ACHINESE WOMAN:
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1 I6 j5 Q; o9 I) D yFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
$ J' z9 T, H9 T9 P- \6 WSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
7 D0 \8 J; t0 }5 iThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 1 y% ]& L9 Z1 D9 z2 K
1 J3 ] M( U8 R4 q Z0 ]! IINDIAN WOMAN:
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. c( v- K- e% C) a$ n: gFirst date: Meet her parents. 9 C8 ~- H1 j6 q* X. Q( O( d2 }
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
! x. S3 q+ k$ ~1 CThird date: Wedding night. 9 \ Y! h7 {$ E |! u
+ V \0 m X r- u( r7 Y5 WBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ J1 f/ {* U7 ?9 x& [& ? H0 g( l& sSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. / g; s0 g0 c' o9 ~( p, B& N `
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 8 C% n& j @: l" }- Q
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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! j. H- K" A- F. S( R0 d5 V* OFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
: N6 I1 M2 |; I( z: U4 ]Second Date: She is pregnant
/ Z# k$ `% K! i# J! h" OThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ) s/ A- C8 M8 t
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