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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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+ Q% d) [ r4 N' i( h o& ^First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. - F% S0 B8 h- P" [7 E" g( w$ h
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. + d. S5 Y X* W, R
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ! E: J6 G" W, X3 r5 t' t
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. : P: C y' A1 j
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; N+ L4 m% ~. T4 _1 [4 T$ F" l. P' E20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 A2 w: P1 V. _/ ?5 I4 U+ x, E" F
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant + v" z5 `% ~) K# H
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
: h% w$ `( o) W0 t# tThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 g T; h3 _& O7 Y% v8 a5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 2 s) \9 |+ `" B( {4 o% j7 Y
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ' t+ \, r% x. [, b9 E+ ?7 d/ |1 \% I
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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' E1 {+ ?: y- c$ oFirst Date: You get dynamite head. + e9 }! ^" w3 B
Second Date: You get more great head.
0 `* D% J# A& T2 Y. j9 `$ pThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 5 Q# a' m+ [/ P: P
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
' j( e' L+ d5 K. T/ n1 h Y" SSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 m$ U- o2 s, d- W6 gThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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9 E. @ Y s/ T& Y. n8 q5 jFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. : d- t3 ?' ]8 O- j% Z
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 1 ~% p2 ` \- D0 W3 }1 Y
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 6 O! J, {' y& ]9 p' o. N5 x/ ^
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First date: Meet her parents.
5 h, b. i6 {" J' m' qSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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% e8 s" m+ }1 x6 v3 `First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 9 K: t! ]9 H1 F6 h- w9 m5 L3 v6 R
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 0 M; h( y. T! l1 O5 F3 c/ i) I
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 n8 n d& L8 q0 z
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 3 P" z: g/ @. r i. @) }" i
# {1 n1 u7 O( K/ {" U( TFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car : E$ X) Y! d0 ]
Second Date: She is pregnant & R2 P% x+ K: c$ s3 Z5 W
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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