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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: - V9 W, X" M# Y1 n+ E0 g
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: ?4 z: B/ J- w# ~4 q; J/ P4 }Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. & K, R# p6 _. ^7 m* P4 r) G
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - t0 O3 v5 @7 `1 [7 _
; C8 [9 o6 j: ?( qIRISH WOMAN: 3 C& h( q6 R/ M5 T8 l2 @
" S6 `* a6 q$ n0 mFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 i3 m4 b6 Y+ v5 t5 j% A9 [4 J3 z
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ @* v( {2 u. u- r" J1 V. @
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & b8 Q: j% y- |8 c
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
! k6 q- I* I* x$ e- A! y: {" ISecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
" q, V: S% B1 l6 c' pThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
% e( p* Q4 w( _8 G5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
8 a1 ]* f) `5 d8 a3 Y/ z/ }6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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; {* b) @. L% K8 b6 K8 Y/ w# HJEWISH WOMAN: 4 G2 I& D- t- H
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First Date: You get dynamite head. * U/ L! P9 f8 n3 P
Second Date: You get more great head.
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3 }( H2 f$ c' {5 m# fPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 D6 N, N" n) ~: k9 {, wSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
$ }) m9 z6 b' N4 \/ M+ KThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: ( H) D! [& R/ m, U- o
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ( b( y2 E' x5 Q l# |5 K
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
: r# \6 V1 g& S4 E4 T1 TThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: + \! P6 f1 Q" w }: i+ d
0 U! Y* R7 z" o' U. S' dFirst date: Meet her parents. 9 j1 ?8 G' p2 Z
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
5 g3 P A0 D& S9 A' g! fThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. |8 t4 q$ Y Q* F# J, X; L
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
5 K+ O% v* G$ O9 U% B( V$ A/ Q7 Y% @ jThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 H% ~( F+ D+ g3 KTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! % u1 ?1 ^# F' _1 p- c
8 I6 Z0 }+ k b, FLATIN WOMAN : M U; {6 F4 j+ u4 b' l
- e4 G' D3 t( N+ `* |7 k2 sFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ! t* Z$ m. i* o! y; r ^4 ^% D: y( k p3 |
Second Date: She is pregnant / ?& P& W* I! h7 p; T" N' G
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 0 b# h8 Z) z' E8 e1 Y
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