昨天看了《Yes,Prime Minister》的"A Conflict of Interest "，那段对白真是太经典了！没看过的同志强烈推荐！

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M

Jim Hacker	Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country, the Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country, the Times is read by people who actually do run the country, the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country, the Financial Times is read by people who own the country, the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country and the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey	Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?
Bernard Woolley	Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.

咱们可以搞个中国版的。比如《南方周末》的读者希望中国被别的国家领导，而《乌有》的读者觉得中国已经被外国占领了。