前几天回到公社办公室,看到入口正对面换了一副画,在本五这个半点艺术细胞都欠奉的人看起来,除了花里胡哨还是花里胡哨。
正对着面前横飞的各种色块发呆的时候,身边一个低沉的嗓音响起,“Isn't this amazing?”
我扭头一看,是公社平等包容和多元化经理,对您没看错,他的头衔就是平等包容和多元化经理。老兄是黑……呃……非洲裔加拿大人,说起话来两眼放光,“It's a female artist!"
我
赶紧点头,“哦。”
老兄接着说,“She is not only a female artist, but she is also a gay female artist!"
我
接着点头,“哇!”
老兄还没完,“I'm not done yet! She is indigenous!"
捧哏一定要坚决!我
“A female! gay! indigenous! artist! How... enchanting!"