9 G K8 m& d1 aFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. & z n! z5 ] u! `Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. $ r7 j* ]: g7 YThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ( s# x9 c# d- r( W6 a) d ! L4 m0 D+ r' E! |* J$ y. jIRISH WOMAN: W' G: l/ P3 ^4 ] l* x: H; J' Y- [
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - w0 ]/ W2 ~2 S( ~+ @+ BSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; R, L6 f0 d% }5 J" ^) B20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 `1 X/ F' y0 I; V3 t: P
+ P3 ~% v' P* qITALIAN WOMAN: 4 y% j7 g4 T+ j& B" a5 z : @ l" W& \3 \First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 2 x) |3 {: [7 a! _2 DSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs " d& M2 Z0 O3 xThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ Y3 v, u, ]2 q$ C- j8 f5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex q, E+ _0 v+ ?$ } t( [8 `3 u6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend - m3 a' q9 k% S1 i2 a+ G5 f 4 r% |, }+ o/ p; lJEWISH WOMAN: . a5 Q# L- A8 n$ ?1 P- | \8 T# M
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ! ]) G7 b/ j! Q: G+ ]Second Date: You get more great head. 1 Z4 P( j5 P Q. O& _0 y
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ) I" j9 r n% T6 v) b7 A7 X5 j4 x/ e
POLISH WOMAN: 3 e, W: U% V7 X0 @8 k/ A) M0 p0 g. F' A: d; b) V) o
First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 2 v& v; P) T G# ^Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 2 M u9 D* l5 z e& w9 H7 MThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * c6 {# m, ^# x6 D4 s" I3 V4 V0 ]) E8 c8 x E' D
CHINESE WOMAN: 1 @- x4 _% e6 U m/ s8 D7 O. r3 r2 L5 d7 M9 f2 N
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. & \, |8 j }/ m1 r+ W" y
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 5 B& V# K* k+ oThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 6 @6 A/ d- u8 m7 \- u1 E- M
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; B! `+ [+ ]/ a1 vFirst date: Meet her parents. ! O7 F) z5 i% a* y, p* K5 r, X' K
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 2 p! ]! ?- {7 S1 q1 n
Third date: Wedding night. ; x$ q2 f; g9 b$ S+ d0 G5 J/ v- {1 W1 q3 l
BLACK WOMAN: 0 B. n; Z& ]5 [( ^5 S: v$ \- W: g, H5 C4 I- o0 j- i
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 6 @% N/ g2 j' c# Y) ZSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ' q% P# E$ ?4 l, a7 h) X8 R9 ~
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ) h- _) v: m. C/ TTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! % O, R9 J4 v2 H- ?% N% O6 G& N* V4 I# q
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5 l p5 w3 K8 K! J. [First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car # X' q4 y- J/ N# W
Second Date: She is pregnant 8 d7 Q7 A" @7 i4 KThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 v0 |9 U3 D8 R1 L+ w6 j ' V7 W8 a3 W) u作者: 平沙落雁 时间: 2012-3-1 12:47
好像达尔文医学能解释这些。糖尿病据该医学观点称是冰河时代气候寒冷食品极度匮乏，人群当中带有糖尿病基因的人因为能保持高血糖状态而存活率比一般人高，得以把该基因传递并在人群当中扩大。 8 W: O/ X, V) z / L/ o& H' h2 E3 M0 o# K" E/ S看见太阳打喷嚏是原始人类居住洞穴时，因为洞穴当中空气流通不好，据有见阳光打喷嚏基因的人能够自动排出鼻腔里留存的细菌而存活率高，把基因传递下去的可能性更大造成的。
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